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Two Lonely Dudes, One Weird Night

This crazy story kills me. One night one guy was doing what lots of guys do: watching porn. It must've been extremely noisy and uh, dramatic, because his downstairs neighbor was convinced he was hurting a woman. What does he do? Call police? Knock on the door? Nope. Downstairs dude grabs his SWORD (who the hell owns a sword?!), breaks the door down, and takes the bewildered porn-watcher at sword-point and forces him to open all the doors to prove there was no woman inside. Oops. Sword guy's in trouble now, and hoping not to get jail time. Advice, guys: please get out more often. Staying inside is addling your brains.

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torisweettooth torisweettooth 10 years
ummmm...yeah that is ummm.....yeah.
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
I can sort of understand the sword guy's mistaking porn for the real thing- My friend's neighbor in college would watch porn with the windows open and the volume up. Here I am thinking this guy scores more than anyone EVER, but my friend explained the truth to me. Sneaky. He had ME fooled.
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 10 years
I feel bad for sword guy!!! He must have sisters, he sounds like a brave and sweet guy! As for porn guy, ewww, why would he have the vulume up so loud? gross.
Ashlyn-Rose Ashlyn-Rose 10 years
Wow, I can't believe that seriously happened! I'm embarrassed for both of the guys involved.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
Xdee--I've re-worded the post to clarify it: porn-guy's not in trouble...sword-guy is. ;)
XDeexDeeX XDeexDeeX 10 years
WTF? O.K the porn stuff is GROSS but why would he have to go to jail???
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