17 Types of Brides We All Know (For Better or Worse)
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Brace your bouquets — wedding season will be upon us soon enough. Have you been to your fair share of weddings or even been a bride yourself? Then you know what we're talking about when we say every bride has a pretty distinguishable attitude when it comes to her wedding. Some women couldn't care less while others are total bridezillas. Check out all the hilarious types of brides to find out where you and your friends stand.
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The High-Fashion Bride
Her wedding dress will probably be ombré black or a white satin pantsuit woven by a thousand caterpillars. Oh, and make sure you refer to the aisle as her runway.
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The DIY Bride
She will burn her hand with a hot glue gun and stab herself with a sewing needle 10,000 times over, as long as she can say she created her entire wedding herself.
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The Lifelong Bride
This girl has known what color fondant will go on the second tier of the cake since preschool. She's got every detail in order and she has for decades, so don't try to change her mind.
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The Camera-Whore Bride
Every. Single. Moment. Must be photographed, bride's orders. Did you just go to a wedding or a photo shoot?
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The Foodie Bride
The entire wedding is planned around what will be eaten. It's hard to decide between foie gras and chicken Marengo, ya know?
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The Detail-Oriented Bride
She gets superpumped over the little things like adorable photo booth props or the fabulous crown molding at the reception venue.
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The Nervous Bride
This girl needs hard liquor and an Ativan before she walks down the aisle, or she'll have a meltdown before she even gets to her groom. Cold feet? More like shaky hands.
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The Defeated Bride
Poor girl, every time she tries to plan her wedding, something goes wrong. The dress was poorly altered, the DJ caught the flu — what's next?
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The Emotional Bride
She cries down the aisle. She cries during her vows. She cries when the rice is thrown. She cries during the first dance. This chick is emotional.
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The Aloof Bride
She lets everyone else plan her wedding for her because she really just has no idea what she's doing.
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The Competive Bride
When friends get engaged at the same time, things can start to feel a little . . . ruthless. This bride wants you to know that she will win this imaginary competition.
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The Unconventional Bride
This species of bride is unique. She is going to plan her wedding in a totally nontraditional manner that is equal parts cool and strange. Just don't call her a hipster bride, whatever you do.
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The Perfect Bride
Her wedding is so flawless and she's so relaxed that it's almost creepy.
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The Nonchalant Bride
Yeah, she's getting married and whatever. She doesn't really care about how perfect her wedding is; she just plans on having a good time.
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The Bridezella
You fear her deeply. She is a crazy terror that you don't want to deal with. And the scariest part of all? She knows she'a a bridezilla and she embraces it.
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The Drunk Bride
She's having such a damn good time at her own wedding that she overdoes it on the Champagne. Hey, it will be the most fun you've had at a wedding in a while.