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The Vamp, a Twilight-Inspired Sex Toy

Twilight-Inspired Sex Toy: Hilarious or Horrifying?

We know that girls, women, and grannies around the globe have gone gaga over the guys in Twilight, with an emphasis, of course, on one Robert Pattinson. Cue the imaginary screams from a gaggle of teens . . .

So maybe it's not so far-fetched, as one site has suggested, that someone might have manufactured a Twilight-inspired sex toy that can help release all that fan tension. No, The Vamp (NSFW) doesn't have Robert's face where other sex toys may have a maiden or cute animal, but it does sparkle. And it does have written on it, "I sparkle." Yeah, baby!

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sham28 sham28 7 years
It's creepy in the context of twilight but there are a thousand sparkly pink sex toys so whatever. I would be scared by anyone who would buy it to pretend they were having sex with a character that some middle-aged woman came up with.
MissSushi MissSushi 7 years
lol, have you read the books..? its twilight related because the vampires sparkle in the sunlight...i think its really funny, not because its new or amazing, they've had sparkly dildos a long time, but because it shows companies of ALL sorts will jump on bandwagons.
maggieray94 maggieray94 7 years
thats friggin rediculous.How is a dildo that says 'i sparkle' at all twilight/robert pattinson related? i wonder what stephenie meyer would think?
maggieray94 maggieray94 7 years
thats friggin rediculous. How is a dildo that says 'i sparkle' at all twilight/robert pattinson related? i wonder what stephenie meyer would think?
MissSushi MissSushi 7 years
i laughed pretty hard when i pulled up The Vamp and saw the I sparkle bubble.. lol. ridiculous, but pretty funny.
karlotta karlotta 7 years
I'm so with you, Staple Salad. Fo crying outloud, those of us who aren't 12 are dying to see this movie disappear into the nothingness it deserves. And Robert Pattinson? PLEASE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD ABOUT HIM ANYMORE, WHO GIVES A CRAP?
staple-salad staple-salad 7 years
That's not horrifying, it's terrifying!Can Twilight just go away now!? Please!!! Let the vampires be scary rapists again instead of inspiring sex toys for teenage fangirls.
staple-salad staple-salad 7 years
That's not horrifying, it's terrifying! Can Twilight just go away now!? Please!!! Let the vampires be scary rapists again instead of inspiring sex toys for teenage fangirls.
AllyEm AllyEm 7 years
hahaha this is honestly the weirdest thing i've ever heard. who's going to use this, 13 year olds?!
Ottosmama Ottosmama 7 years
I love that part of the "appeal" is that it sparkles in sunlight and you could take it outside with you...that just cracked me up
kellylouise kellylouise 7 years
Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, I'd probably buy it. No, kidding, this is hysterical, and a "tad" tacky. Come on, it's a kids book. Seriously.
kellylouise kellylouise 7 years
Hahahahahahahahaha.Yeah, I'd probably buy it.No, kidding, this is hysterical, and a "tad" tacky. Come on, it's a kids book. Seriously.
mallorycurtis mallorycurtis 7 years
it's funny, but it totally misses the point seeing as how the twilight books are about abstinence...some people/companies will do anything for a buck though. if it wasn't $40 i'd probably buy it as a joke gift for someone.
chloelouise93 chloelouise93 7 years
Oh god, what's next... You wouldn't want to put it in the fridge after you've used it!
chloelouise93 chloelouise93 7 years
Oh god, what's next...You wouldn't want to put it in the fridge after you've used it!
summersolstice summersolstice 7 years
I think it's hysterical, I can't wait to see what the sales are like on it! I'm thinking joke gift for Christmas!
jaan_black jaan_black 7 years
oh darn, and I was just about to pitch this idea...mine was a double dildo, the front was "Edward" and the back was "Emmett" for the girl who likes double penetration :)
juicebox07 juicebox07 7 years
I want to buy it LOL
juicebox07 juicebox07 7 years
I want to buy it LOL
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