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Vampax: Stay Close to Your Vampire Boyfriend All Month Long

Is your monthly cycle getting between you and your vampire lover? Sounds like you need Vampax — new tampon technology that promises to keep you safe while you run around the forest with your brooding bloodsucking boyfriend. Learn all about it in this Twilight parody from the people at Funny or Die. It's disgustingly funny.

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sealver sealver 7 years
hahahahahaaa HILARIOUS!
chatondeneige chatondeneige 7 years
It was the lip biting at the end that sealed the deal for me. :) Hilarious. Somehow, in all the years of Buffy, Angel, Underworld, True Blood, etc., I never thought about girls being on their periods with vampire boyfriends. I guess the fact that it isn't pure blood explains it away?
HoneyBrown1976 HoneyBrown1976 7 years
hilarious! A glittering "sparkly" tampon!!! Erica, I often wondered about the same thing.
EricaJane EricaJane 7 years
this is so funny! in twilight and even true blood they never explain how vampires can be around girls with their periods..
elizabethsosewn elizabethsosewn 7 years
LOL that is magical. I love the facial expressions. "he'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina" KILLS ME. hahahahaha
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