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Vibrating Bra on Ellen

Vibrating Bra For the "Exquisite Figures Women Diligently Long For"

I can't tell if the point of this vibrating bra, which Ellen ordered from a Chinese infomercial, is to vibrate breasts into new cup sizes or just vibrate them into looking bigger. Either way, the best part of this video from today's Ellen is not the infomercial nor Ellen trying it on; it's the Chinglish she reads from the instructions.

"Dear female friends. You have become our female friends when you are reading our elegant pamphlet. Mamma, the most important body organ of woman, which enable human life to grow as delicate and bright color just as flowers and hot houses . . . Exquisite figures are always the pursuit that women diligently long for day and night for thousands and hundreds of years."

That was amazing, but I still don't know what the bra's supposed to do.

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lizlee89 lizlee89 6 years
it seems like the idea is that the vibration is supposed to stimulate your breasts to grow - which is so scientifically unsound, wow...
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