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Virtual Boyfriend: Still Not Perfect!

In addition to being cute, Virtual Boyfriend likes watching The Notebook, Dancing With the Stars and Oprah while feeding you chocolates. He also loves your alcoholic and super-judgmental friends. He claims, robotically, I might add, that yelling at him for no reason is fine. How is it that even Virtual Boyfriend is a little effed up in the head? Sigh.

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Muirnea Muirnea 8 years
Mesayme, hahahhhaha! I don't like to do half that stuff!!! haha! :-P
Mesayme Mesayme 8 years
12 in..? Holy crap... that's a 'two-woman shishkabob'. PASS. :ROTFL:
Beastiegirl5 Beastiegirl5 8 years
The only thing he's got going for him is his stilted British accent. That virtual stare is creepy, yet still captures that "I'm looking at you- no, I'm checking out if there's something better" gaze. For the most part, this guy would creep me out. I don't want to read Cosmo with a guy. Would he play video games with me? Talk politics? I'd watch Oprah is it involved some sort of drinking game. And a 12 inch penis- sounds a bit scary and painful to me. I'll go for real, thank you. Though he had a pretty nice suit.
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
:rotfl: I still don't know. I've heard that certian cars are "gateway" autos to other, more dangerous cars... Also, I'm a bit suspicious of your bon bon motives. You may be using them to secretly pummel my fuzzy bunny slippers while I succumb to bon bons.
AyrtonSenna AyrtonSenna 8 years
Well, ok, you've got me there, Fuzzles. But I'm hoping that the chocolate, flowers, and perfume coupled with my natural boyish charm will make you overlook my mid-life crisis sports car that I really can't afford...
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
I dunno, Ayrton. You strike me as a man that might buy a Porshe when he turns 40...
AyrtonSenna AyrtonSenna 8 years
Fuzzles, I could only watch Oprah after drinking half a bottle of my favourite scotch on an empty stomach. Perhaps instead I could put on my dinner jacket and just drop little chocolate bonbons into your mouth while you recline on a sofa in your evening dress?
Mesayme Mesayme 8 years
virtual boyfriends suck :true:
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
There is always Oprah and chocolate! :nerdgirl:
AyrtonSenna AyrtonSenna 8 years
Great. Just great. How can real guys compete with this? Forget the 10-inch tongue and ear-breathing capability, I can't even watch The Notebook.
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
You had me at 10 inch tongue.
allind allind 8 years
Somebody's bitter.
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