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Just when I thought I'd already looked into the darkest part of the heart of darkness that is male sexuality (okay, to be fair, not all male sexuality), along comes a product like the Area 51 Love Doll that makes me realize I need to keep going further in. (Area 51 refers to a secretive military airfield in Nevada that develops and tests experimental aircraft and weapons systems, giving rise to UFO conspiracy theorists.) I guess we ladies should be happy that the dudes who would be into an alien love doll are removed from the pool of not-so-eligible bachelors?

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GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
OMG, colormesticky. Love Ewwww! is more like it. Ick.
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
It's still better than a Love Ewe.
adco adco 9 years
Ummm... do I detect two belly buttons?
se7a7n7 se7a7n7 9 years
That third boob must be problematic. I would imagine at times the center alien boob would end up flopping into her alien face. Jogging, for 1 thing would be difficult.
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
The free alien lube sold me! ;)
rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
Heh, ok so its pretty wierd..but trust me, from 3 years of playing World of Warcraft, and knowing a bit too much about some of the guys that played it.. ..this ain't the half of it. Girls, if your man rolls a female Draenei....don't say I did not warn you! :D
why-me why-me 9 years
What- No tentacles!? This thing is soooo unrealistic.
atomicspin atomicspin 9 years
I would get this, but I expect my alien girls to have more holes.
nancita nancita 9 years
Who knew there was a market for conspiracy theorist doll lovers? Let alone a large enough market to justify the manufacture of this doll.
glam-sugar glam-sugar 9 years
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
:o alien lube? sounds.. um.. kinky?
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