Skip Nav
Summer
Dive Into This Summer's Best New Beach Reads!
Netflix
18 Sex-Filled Films to Stream on Netflix
Wedding
These Will Be the Hottest Wedding Trends of 2017

WTF?! (Freaky 80's Commercial Edition)

WTF?! (Freaky 80's Commercial Edition)

Humpty Dumpty seems to have taken one too many falls in this freakadelic 80's commercial advertising some kind of egg chocolate candy. Why is he talking weird egg pig latin, and why would that make me want to eat this candy?! (Some kind YouTuber transcribed his drivel: "Kinderrrrrrrrrrrr. Eeboe shakee! Me unscramblee. CHOCADOOPIE! Dubbie chocadubbie! Bob swabboy huhuhuh. TWOY! Yodelyam un chocoscrum with multIFUN WIF DIE! Oh grubly! Me scruble now. WEEeeee!")

Around The Web
Join The Conversation
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
I love Kinder chocolate ... but that commercial is truly disturbing. I don't remember it, either.
concentrate1 concentrate1 10 years
I love Kinder Eggs.
concentrate1 concentrate1 10 years
I love Kinder Eggs.
BeachBarbie BeachBarbie 10 years
I don't remember this commercial at all. It's totally weird and strange. :D
mandykw mandykw 10 years
what the hell? creepiest humpty dumpty ever and why was it speaking jibberish?
XDeexDeeX XDeexDeeX 10 years
Haha. funny. Kinder! Yay
XDeexDeeX XDeexDeeX 10 years
Haha. funny. Kinder! Yay
honey31 honey31 10 years
Holy cow he is one evil looking egg!
sharmyarmy sharmyarmy 10 years
This throughly freaked me out! :(
JennaV JennaV 10 years
I was thinking the EXACT same thing ashley :rotfl: :rotfl: That egg man looks like a cross between Judge Mills and Frank Perdue.
Litew8lady Litew8lady 10 years
Scary
Litew8lady Litew8lady 10 years
Scary
hollywoodholiday hollywoodholiday 10 years
no doubt about it, definitely the scariest thing i've seen this week."Love is something more stern and splendid than mere kindness."--The Problem of Pain
hollywoodholiday hollywoodholiday 10 years
no doubt about it, definitely the scariest thing i've seen this week. "Love is something more stern and splendid than mere kindness." --The Problem of Pain
ashleycakes ashleycakes 10 years
Great! Now I'm going to have nightmares about this terrifying thing! ______________________________________ "My Manwich!"
ashleycakes ashleycakes 10 years
Great! Now I'm going to have nightmares about this terrifying thing!______________________________________"My Manwich!"
Naptime Foiled, Baby Plays Footsie With Puppy's Face
Say What? Sarah Haskins Rages Against the Machine
Adrageous: Comfort Wipe, the Toilet Paper on a Stick
Taraji P. Henson Throwback Yearbook Photo
Latina Mom Memes
Get Benjamins For Your Bling by Selling Your Breakup Jewelry
Moms' Favorite Phrases
Dad's Texts to His Wife When His Kid Throws Up in the Car
Signs You Are Turning Into Your Latina Mom
Muscle Milk, the Drink Douchebags Reach For First!
From Our Partners
Latest Love
All the Latest From Ryan Reynolds