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Weirdest. Headline. Ever.

We interrupt this regularly scheduled post to bring you the weirdest news story ever — from the 2003 archives of the Ohio Beacon Journal. Read it slowly, with pauses to take in each sentence, each one freakier than the last. And I also must quote the best comment ever, from whence this gem was resurrected in BoingBoing: "Yeah, I hate when that happens." (Oh, GeekSugar. You're killing me.)

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BalsamicZero BalsamicZero 9 years
lmao! God, I laughed so hard at that, that I bit my lip..ouch. Can't help but feel sorry for the doggy....
Slightly-Mad Slightly-Mad 9 years
What the hell?!
gruaig_rua gruaig_rua 9 years
Wft? :ROTFL:
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
That may be the police blotter ... but the journalist chooses how they want to write it up, geek! You can bet we do make fun of a lot of the calls we get though! Ohhh ... you wouldn't believe some of the calls we get! My favorite is when the complainant gets arrested because they're wanted, hahaha!
eightieslingo eightieslingo 9 years
HAHAHAHAHA man that's so crazy!
jedimasterarmi jedimasterarmi 9 years
hahahaha! that's got to be the most random thing i've read all day! i wish something that interesting would show up where i live!
Phasekitty Phasekitty 9 years
Holy crap. That's awesome.
oh-cecilia-baby oh-cecilia-baby 9 years
hahahahahaha wowwww
Tech Tech 9 years
City Girl--that's the police blotter! And you thought cops were humorless.
kiwitwist kiwitwist 9 years
The-City-Girl The-City-Girl 9 years
I'm thinking maybe it wasn't the DOG who ate the mushrooms. . . But who would share this at all, let alone publicly??
misslarue misslarue 9 years
Was he watching one of Fred and Sharon's movies??
misslarue misslarue 9 years
What the??
bransugar79 bransugar79 9 years
W T F ?????
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
:ROTFL: This is one of the weirdest things ever!!
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