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What's the Deal With Love Swings?

What's the Deal With Love Swings?

Okay, so I obviously have no problem talking about anything and everything that has to do with sex. I also have no qualms about buying or using things like vibrators and lubricants to make for a better experience. With that said, there are definitely some things I can do without, like a Love Swing.

I'm thinking that this may fall under the category of "don't knock it till you try it," but let's face it, I really don't think I'd ever buy one, and if I did, I don't think I'd be able to figure out how to get in it. It seems complicated which is the exact opposite of what you want sex to be like. And where do you hang it? Do you fasten a metal hook to a sturdy beam in your bedroom? Then if people come over, what will you say when they point and ask, "What's that for?"

In my opinion, buying, installing, and using a love swing is just way over the top and unnecessary, but what do you think? Are you into the idea of being suspended in air while making love?

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Blackwood Blackwood 9 years
I would love to! but currently, I don't have anyone to try it with. But once I do... sure! why not? :)
ji ji 9 years
Personally i find most "love swings" impossible to use. Save the LoveSwing.com It is more like a bed and completely adjustable. My girl friend always wants to use it now. Not just a novaty, it seriously improves my perfomance!
MsWalton MsWalton 9 years
I've always wanted to try, not buy, this. Will def have to try the Liberator; thanks for the heads up. All this sex talk makes me miss Real Sex, lol.
sparklestar sparklestar 9 years
WHEEEEE SWINGING! Yes please.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
I would give it a try.
mrskrismendoza mrskrismendoza 9 years
Reminds me of Sex and the City lol.
demeter demeter 9 years
I've never been interested in one. That would be so uncomfortable.
Marci Marci 9 years
I cannot seeing that being pleasurable for anything except swinging.
lickety-split lickety-split 9 years
you would need to have someone come in and install this, at least the part that attaches to the ceiling (unless you use an open beam, living room maybe). we had a platform swing installed for our disabled daughter and it was over $400 for the installation alone. the swing weighed about 100 lbs and she weighed about 45 at the time. a wall stud will not hold that much weight. personally anything that required a bungee cord butt harness would take abit off the moment but i guess whatever works for you.
ThePerfectScore ThePerfectScore 9 years
I want one.... OH liberators are awesome!
lintacious lintacious 9 years
umm, you hang it in a stud in the ceiling of your bedroom. TheOnion made a funny article about this, search for "the onion junk mail" in google. It's worth it. anyway, I don't think it's necessary if you're flexible enough.
chakra_healer chakra_healer 9 years
The BF mentioned this a few weeks ago. I've been thinking of getting it as a Xmas gift. And for some reason, my bedroom already has a hook in the ceiling... never understood why until now. haha
Ashlyn-Rose Ashlyn-Rose 9 years
What if I got motion sickness?!?!
SummerBaby SummerBaby 9 years
you could just hang a plant off the hook and no one would know the difference! lol
number6_ed number6_ed 9 years
The Scoop Liberator looks pretty sweet. Might have to get that.
books-and-shoes books-and-shoes 9 years
I would try the swing. But not really interested in buying it. The wedge that bbkf mentioned is something we're looking at though!
OrangeSugar OrangeSugar 9 years
A little bird *ahem* told me that it is actually pretty fun. As to the hook...just cover it up when people are coming over, or have something you can hang there temporarily.
number6_ed number6_ed 9 years
I would love to try this thing. I know that you can buy a special metal support thing to put it on, or as was suggested you could put a heavy duty hook in your ceiling. And to cover it up, hang something pretty from it. I myself would have no problem telling someone that's where I put my love swing, but that's just me :)
Tullia Tullia 9 years
whoa, i didnt even know such things existed
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Haha my girlfriend has one in her sex shop all set up and she showed me how it worked and I liked the idea of it!
bbkf bbkf 9 years
For the record, I prefer the Liberator. http://www.liberator.com/products_wedge.php (link may be NSFW)
bbkf bbkf 9 years
The after you detach the swing from the hook in the ceiling, the hook can easily be covered by a smoke detector. :-D
Gdeeaz Gdeeaz 9 years
i dont see the point in it.
lilwildone1202 lilwildone1202 9 years
i think if i was given one as a gift i might try it--but youre right--where do you hang it? and how is two people's weight supported to it.. i just think its too complicated butttt i would try it..if it were free
k8-rckstr k8-rckstr 9 years
If I had the money to waste and a secret hidden room in my house where I was sure no one would see it...then hells ya! haha
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