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What's The Funniest Slang Term For "Erection"?

What's The Funniest Slang Term For "Erection"?

We thought we'd just bypass the "slang for 'penis'" post and go straight to the "slang for 'erect penis'" post. (Oh, and enjoy the Olympic eye candy.) So, what do you think — what's the funniest slang term for "erection"?

— Additional reporting by Barbara Herman

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Joe3122480 Joe3122480 4 years
Polish sausage
newKID1 newKID1 7 years
MR.BECK IS TOTALLY HOT .. LOVE IT
devilduckie devilduckie 7 years
Well, my hubby was looking over my shoulder reading this story and says "that's easy: purple-headed yogurt-slinger!" *gags*
Zethian Zethian 8 years
:L lol, throbbing gristle is ow gonna be my new slang term :) The weirdest thing I've heard it called... This one guy I know called it a "Jahovas" lmao weird kid :)
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
MORNING GLORY?!? :ROTFL: I've never heard that one before!
stefd123 stefd123 9 years
Throbbing gristle! I have never heard that one
benjorizzo benjorizzo 9 years
how about 'pocket rocket'? that's pretty funny
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
I have never heard of a Throbbing Gristle. That's a bit disgusting to me, personally, lol.
Queen-of-Noise Queen-of-Noise 9 years
"Boner" all the way! It makes me think of that goofy kid on GROWING PAINS. I can't believe they called him that--and on a prime-time family sitcom, no less. Those were the days. And then there's also the Ali G variation: "dong bone."
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 10 years
"Morning Alarm Cock" I read that one in Amy Tan's "The Hundred Secret Senses" =P
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