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Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
Well, she told him to plant his "seed"
ally14 ally14 8 years
"...and if evolution is anything to by, soon...."
kiwiprincess kiwiprincess 8 years
"He found it and threw it out the window. This was what grew." "No kidding."
GREGWASHERE2 GREGWASHERE2 8 years
There once was a girl named Louise, Who said while fondling her trees, Sure its got lots of wood, And that's all REALLY good, But man is it hell when he pees.
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
Comment 69, how appropriate.
ladychaos ladychaos 8 years
Ladies...meet Woody.
emily_88_88 emily_88_88 8 years
Money may not grow on trees, but apparently, penises do.
diggwell diggwell 8 years
Got Wood?
cherrygirl143 cherrygirl143 8 years
# 21 made me laugh out loud! Too funny!
littlekaren littlekaren 8 years
I'm Loving #52!!! LOLLLLL
berlin101 berlin101 8 years
When Joanne told him to "grow a pair" she didn't think he would take it quite so literally.
berlin101 berlin101 8 years
Joanne had always wondered where the expression "morning wood" came from.
GREGWASHERE2 GREGWASHERE2 8 years
HUM, no fruit? (♥29)
turtlefreak turtlefreak 8 years
Like a kid in a candy store, mom had to touch all of them
skoorb skoorb 8 years
Anyone have a splinter free condom?
skoorb skoorb 8 years
Pinocchio's cousin?! Oh! Please lie to me!
lickety-split lickety-split 8 years
:rotfl: awesome captions ya'll!
Miss-Senorita Miss-Senorita 8 years
"Now this is what I call morining wood!!!"
Miss-Senorita Miss-Senorita 8 years
After months of telling Martha she needs glasses hopefully she'll finally listen.
Bananie83 Bananie83 8 years
And for my third wish...I wish for dicks to grow on trees!
pioneers pioneers 8 years
Mary posed provocatively at the base of the famed penis tree, a smug sense of pride overwhelming her. "So Claire's mom thinks that she's the hottest milf on facebook?" She thought to herself, smiling. "Well, we'll see who gets more pokes now. We'll see."
flatfooted flatfooted 8 years
Typically, most trees produce nuts.
flatfooted flatfooted 8 years
When did Remington Steele get in the tree business?
flatfooted flatfooted 8 years
What sort of cockamamie tree is this?
GREGWASHERE2 GREGWASHERE2 8 years
" and this one's all bark and no bite" - - - - - - - (#23,to funny)
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