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What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Happened In Front Of Your Lover?

It's like a rite of passage or something that happens to all of us. Inevitably, we are with our lover and we say something ridiculous, we take a nasty spill when there was nothing in front of us, or we unfortunately get sick.

At the beginning of a relationship it seems like this is the end of the world, but as time passes, you begin to realize that he/she is just as human as you are, and you learn to look back on these episodes and actually laugh about them!

Brittany14706805 Brittany14706805 10 years
it sure wasnt funny when it happened! i was mortified
snowflake snowflake 10 years
Too funny bhsheldon01! My hubby has a problem like that when he sleeps too heavy! (overly tired). I like the way you handled the situation, you go girl!
snowflake snowflake 10 years
Spray hair spray heavy on the stain then wash. Hair spray even gets out ink stains.
Brittany14706805 Brittany14706805 10 years
ive been wiht my bf almost 5yrs and i still get so embarrased if i do something stupid. I did fart once and he was like what was that. i almost died. but tripping or knocking stuff over he just laughs at me for and thinks its funny so that kinda stuff doesnt emabarrass me. But omg this is very veryyy emabarrassing, for some reason like a year ago i went to the bathroom in the bed while asleep. I still have NO clue as to why this happened since that hasnt happened since i was a little girl. im 20 now too btw. He was sleeping next to me and i about died since i couldnt wake him up to change the covers w.o him knowing. I was praying he wouldnt roll over on my side. I had to just get lots of towels layed down then threw my sheet overtop. Luckily the next morning he didnt even notice and when he got up i hurried up and changed the sheets. He still doesnt know about that and as far as im concerned never will!
karlorene karlorene 10 years
umm yeah speaking of all this period on the white sheets thing... we were spending the night at his friends place and both knew I wasn't done but ended up getting on anyways :( needless to say i took the sheets w/out telling the friend and now im about to wash them... how can i get out the stain? the sheets are off white... w/ a little red now :(
snowflake snowflake 10 years
Oh Rosie, just read you story. Bless you girl! Your are the top winner Today. Be proud and laught it off!
snowflake snowflake 10 years
I remember along time ago I was seeing this guy and after 3 weeks he came over for dinner and he told me "befor dinner" that he was gettin back with his ex. and asked me if could still stay and eat...Shister!
vanyvrgs vanyvrgs 10 years
The only thing I will say without dying of embarassment or being too vulgar is that we spent hours on a tampon search --and I do not mean at CVS-- and it was the first time we got really busy. Let just say for the two years we dated he always said he saved me from toxic shock. PS-- I learned never to get fully naked with a guy to mess around with "hardware" in place and I cannot believe I just wrote that. Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strenght
kittycat kittycat 10 years
omg rosie! that is hilarious and may i say the most embarrassing thing i've ever heard!
Romai Romai 10 years
I agree with everybody. Rosie's the winner for this one! I'm separated now, but with my husband, most stuff didn't embarrass me. You're with somebody so long and almost nothing does. I'm a total klutz too, and I've had many an embarrassing spill that we just laughed about. Although farting, getting caught in the bathroom, that sort of stuff did used to embarrass me and I avoided it at all costs. Amazingly, I never did have any period bloopers the whole time we were together.
nicachica nicachica 10 years
Rosie, you need a medal or something...i have never heard of a more embarrassing story!
fashion_doll24 fashion_doll24 10 years
Liza, even worse than Rosie? 'Cause I can hardly believe anyone could top that!
Miami-Gal Miami-Gal 10 years
Oops, should have said that being a klutz, I've fallen a lot in front of him and the latest, had a door slam on toe and ripped my toenail off. He thinks it is "cute". So doesn't bother me.
LizaToad LizaToad 10 years
man, i've done all of the above and much worse! when you live with someone for long enough... doesn't this kind of stuff just happen? or is it just me....???
Miami-Gal Miami-Gal 10 years
Rosie takes the cake! I'm the biggest klutz and I can't tell you how many times I have fallen already. I am usually a calm and cool and collected person. I got pretty embarrassed once by my behavior once. We were coming back from a trip and our seats were on the last row. You can't move your seat back. And when the plane got up in the air, I was feeling very claustophobic and commented to my boyfriend that the seats were very close and was feeling cramped. We started looking at magazines my friend had gotten and we were commenting on an article about eating disorders and too skinny models and the pressure he sees his daughters facing. All of a sudden the person in front of me moved their seat back and the drink on my tray flew in my lap. It startled me and I blurted out "Shit". The person sitting next the woman saw through the crack and snickered like it was funny. Then I hear the guy tell apparently his wife in Spanish something along the lines that the skinny b*tch will learn how heavier people feel. I understand Spanish being part Spanish and couldn't believe it. Then the lady must have leaned forward and threw herself back which pushed the seat back further than it was supposed to go and I'm not kidding, the tray was six inches from my chest. I kind of lost it and shoved her seat real hard and the next thing I know, she calls the flight attendent and complains. Furthermore, she accuses me of making fun of her because she is fat. The next thing I know, the whole plane in the back was involved, luckily testifying on my behalf. I could not shake my misery. It was the worst flight I had ever been on and I must have told him around 3 or 4 times I never wanted to fly US Air ever again. We land and go down to wait for our luggage. I'm standing their with the other couple we were with and the lady walks by and literally shoves me and I said excuse you. She looks and says that's what you get for getting in my way. We were standing! I was really embarrassed because I'm just not a bitchy person. He loves how easy going I am and I almost died when he told me I have never seen you like this. It wasn't a complaint but I was embarrassed for losing my cool. He later told me that he didn't blame me and that in the middle of my misery I had put on my headphones, how people sitting around us were telling him that they would have done more while glaring at the people in front of us. You can also say I "farted" in a way in front of him.
fashion_doll24 fashion_doll24 10 years
That's acutally such a sweet story! OK, the throwing up isn't that romantic but the way he took care of you...awww! :love:
dallas_gal dallas_gal 10 years
The night my husband asked me to marry him I wasn't feeling very good. He suprised me when he got on stage (we were at a country club)He shouted out will you marry me. I said yes then he came back to the couch I was sitting at and leaned in to hug me when I threw up all over him. I was so embrassed I wanted to curl up and die. He was so sweet about it he washed up and carried me out in his arms.
martini-queenie martini-queenie 10 years
In college, my boyfriend was having a party in his dorm on his floor. I went to use the bathroom, and as I came back everyone was staring at me. Being a narcissist, I flipped my hair over my shoulder and strutted to my bf's room. When I got in there he started laughing and kissed me, then reached around and pulled a strand of toilet paper out from the top of my pants!! It was the tp I had laid down before sitting on the toilet and it must have gotten swept up as I put my jeans back on. He still makes fun of me for this, and it was about four years ago.
SaRaH-22 SaRaH-22 10 years
LoL whip...we do the same thing, see who's fart is louder!
honey31 honey31 10 years
Lol fashion_doll the slasher movie part was funny.Ethiopan I feel bad for you hun and rosie to.
Christina362536 Christina362536 10 years
Went camping with boyfriend and his family.. next morning i realize i had STARTED.. and i had to use the bathroom.. but i tried to get up and it seemed like aunt flow reaaaaaaaaaally wanted to visit.. I was covered in blood down there.. and all of our clothes were in the car.. i had to rap a towel around me and run past his family to the bathroom..
ethiopian_princess ethiopian_princess 10 years
I mounted a new bf while he was laying in bed and we talked for a while like that only to realize that my period has just started and I made a little puddle on his stomach and boxers.
fashion_doll24 fashion_doll24 10 years
Rosie, I would have died at the spot. No matter if he was a jerk afterwards, I kinda respect this guy for being so cool about it. My worst experience was a period-thing too. I already had my period, it was over for 2 days so when he spent the night, we of course ended up having sex. Afterwards, we noticed something wet on our bodies and on the bed, and it wasn't what you would expect after sex...for some reason or the other, my period had started again when we were in the middle of it. And it weren't a few drops, it was a FLOOD! So the sheets, the matress, me AND the boyfriend were like extra's in a slasher movie. I started crying, I felt so awful, and he was so sweet and understanding :)
paigesweetkisses paigesweetkisses 10 years
aw rosie, how terrible you must have felt.. I really don't know what I would have done in that situation..! probably locked myself in the bathroom forever! but, like whip & pinkgirl said - I've been with my guy forever & a day & NOTHING is embarrassing to me now.
Pinkgirl88 Pinkgirl88 10 years
For the most part i am with whiplash... I have been with my boyfriend forever so i have fallen, burped farted, you name it- Although Rosie wins.... that would still embarrass me :) you poor thing Rosie at least when he ended up being a jerk you could remember that happening to him TINA!
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