Unless you're a gay leather daddy at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, assless chaps are never a good idea. (For some people, even that is pushing it.) But I have a couple inarguable examples of assless chaps = bad idea below. On the left, faded-denim assless chaps over boy shorts and colored fishnets. (You can close your jaw now.) On the right, a cheerleader in what looks like suede assless chaps over gym shorts. What's tackier?