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What's Tackier?

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I like gay men bold enough to be drag queens, or even straight men secure enough in their masculinity to cross-dress, but I'm strangely intolerant of just really vain straight guys. Puh-leeze, for heaven's sake, do not, I repeat, do not, manicure your facial hair or wax your brows! Be hairy, get dirty, and don't get all fancy on me! What's tackier?

coddswaddle coddswaddle 10 years
Above all other things: I hate the flipped up collar. i submit as evidence "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
Only 0.0000002% of guys can pull off a soul patch without looking like a douche. Frill it up? That'd be exactly zero.
misslarue misslarue 10 years
Eww to both, but hate the eyebrows a little more..
nancita nancita 10 years
I am just not a fan of soul patches. And the name doesn't help. Neither does dyeing it pink.
lickety-split lickety-split 10 years
soul patch's make me want to barf. seriously, i can't stand to look at them :SICK: waxed brows are strange but don't make me want to puke.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 10 years
I had to go with the waxed brows. It's creepy and unnatural!! I can't remember who, but there's a celebrity guy who's got super dark hair on his eyebrows but around his eyebrows where it was waxed is unnaturally pale. Eww!
mominator mominator 10 years
as angeldust would say...I choose the troll hair. :rotfl: I thought the same thing angeldust. It does look like the troll dolls.
Angeldust Angeldust 10 years
Figures something like this would be my first post. I'd have to say the facial hair is much tackier. I mean, doesn't it look like he got the hair from one of those troll dolls?
nikkih nikkih 10 years
I cannot stand waxed brows on a guy!!!! The soul patch is annoying, but the brows are too much.
Pokemyhontas Pokemyhontas 10 years
I can't choose. They're both gross.
Ashlyn-Rose Ashlyn-Rose 10 years
I was gonna pick eyebrows, but then I pictured Mr. Soul Patch trying to eat messy foods and getting it all stuck in there so I voted for him.
PJ-PJ-PJ PJ-PJ-PJ 10 years
I picked the soul patch, because it's more distracting than the waxed brows!
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