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I like gay men bold enough to be drag queens, or even straight men secure enough in their masculinity to cross-dress, but I'm strangely intolerant of just really vain straight guys. Puh-leeze, for heaven's sake, do not, I repeat, do not, manicure your facial hair or wax your brows! Be hairy, get dirty, and don't get all fancy on me! What's tackier?

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coddswaddle coddswaddle 9 years
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coddswaddle coddswaddle 9 years
Above all other things: I hate the flipped up collar. i submit as evidence "Hot Chicks with Douchebags"http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
Only 0.0000002% of guys can pull off a soul patch without looking like a douche. Frill it up? That'd be exactly zero.
misslarue misslarue 9 years
Eww to both, but hate the eyebrows a little more..
nancita nancita 9 years
I am just not a fan of soul patches. And the name doesn't help. Neither does dyeing it pink.
lickety-split lickety-split 9 years
soul patch's make me want to barf. seriously, i can't stand to look at them :SICK: waxed brows are strange but don't make me want to puke.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
I had to go with the waxed brows. It's creepy and unnatural!! I can't remember who, but there's a celebrity guy who's got super dark hair on his eyebrows but around his eyebrows where it was waxed is unnaturally pale. Eww!
mominator mominator 9 years
as angeldust would say...I choose the troll hair.:rotfl: I thought the same thing angeldust. It does look like the troll dolls.
mominator mominator 9 years
as angeldust would say...I choose the troll hair. :rotfl: I thought the same thing angeldust. It does look like the troll dolls.
Angeldust Angeldust 9 years
Figures something like this would be my first post. I'd have to say the facial hair is much tackier. I mean, doesn't it look like he got the hair from one of those troll dolls?
nikkih nikkih 9 years
I cannot stand waxed brows on a guy!!!! The soul patch is annoying, but the brows are too much.
Pokemyhontas Pokemyhontas 9 years
I can't choose. They're both gross.
Ashlyn-Rose Ashlyn-Rose 9 years
I was gonna pick eyebrows, but then I pictured Mr. Soul Patch trying to eat messy foods and getting it all stuck in there so I voted for him.
PJ-PJ-PJ PJ-PJ-PJ 9 years
I picked the soul patch, because it's more distracting than the waxed brows!
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