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What's the Woman's Version of "Bros Before Hos"?

What's the Woman's Version of "Bros Before Hos"?

We know the rallying cry of douchebags and knuckleheads everywhere: "Bros before hos!" This means that even though these guys will spend every waking moment trying to bag a "ho," ultimately, their bros are more important. I've heard the female rejoinder — "Chicks before dicks" — but I wonder if we could come up with a better one. Not a lot rhymes with "douches," "chodes," "nimrods" or "tools." Or maybe I'm just not good at rhyming. What's the woman's version of "bros before hos"?

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c4rolin3 c4rolin3 7 years
supersta- i just posted that one :) gross but funny!! ha x
supersta786681 supersta786681 7 years
i think i heard it on tv once....
supersta786681 supersta786681 7 years
my fav has always been: besties before testies!!
supersta786681 supersta786681 7 years
my fav has always been:besties before testies!!
samischo samischo 7 years
these sayings are all cute, but why do we have to choose one sex over the other? can't we base our decisions on who to hang out with (or whatever) on who we have the best relationships with and bond the most with?i hate when my friends try to pull "chicks before dicks" and make me feel guilty for choosing to hang out with guys instead. like sorry, i just enjoy being with them better! they don't usually gossip, cut down other people, or act like bitches. maybe i just need better girlfriends hah.
samischo samischo 7 years
these sayings are all cute, but why do we have to choose one sex over the other? can't we base our decisions on who to hang out with (or whatever) on who we have the best relationships with and bond the most with? i hate when my friends try to pull "chicks before dicks" and make me feel guilty for choosing to hang out with guys instead. like sorry, i just enjoy being with them better! they don't usually gossip, cut down other people, or act like bitches. maybe i just need better girlfriends hah.
allybluebyrd allybluebyrd 7 years
"Sisters before Misters" ya'll!
c4rolin3 c4rolin3 7 years
my three favourites here: lasses before asses sisters before misters bro's before ho's i've heard of heaps of really crude ones eg: tits before shits :) ha x (that's pretty censored) i've also heard guys say 'team testosterone!' how about lipsticks before dipsticks?! :) or besties before testis! ha sorry :)
c4rolin3 c4rolin3 7 years
my three favourites here:lasses before assessisters before mistersbro's before ho'si've heard of heaps of really crude ones eg: tits before shits :) ha x (that's pretty censored)i've also heard guys say 'team testosterone!'how about lipsticks before dipsticks?! :)or besties before testis! ha sorry :)
Louie Louie 7 years
I say "Bros before hos" too even though I'm a girl, but I LOVE "sistas before mistas"! That's brilliant!
RustyAngel73 RustyAngel73 7 years
i say hoes over bros
RustyAngel73 RustyAngel73 7 years
i say hoes over bros
KibzeeLovee KibzeeLovee 7 years
Venus before Penis! hehe i like. ladies before maties is cute. so is the sistas before mistas. girl power.
arrowstraite arrowstraite 7 years
women before semen :?
arrowstraite arrowstraite 7 years
women before semen :?
arrowstraite arrowstraite 7 years
friends before mens :D IDK
arrowstraite arrowstraite 7 years
friends before mens :D IDK
cloroxcowgirl cloroxcowgirl 7 years
These are all way better than anything I came up with!
Sarahab145 Sarahab145 7 years
simple. chicks before dicks
Sarahab145 Sarahab145 7 years
simple.chicks before dicks
kea718 kea718 7 years
I always say hos before bros
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