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What's Your Favorite Synonym For "Douchebag"?

What's Your Favorite Synonym For "Douchebag"?

I never realized how many ways you could call someone a douchebag until I began asking around. I tried to include some old-school terms for it in the list below, but please feel free to add your own in comments if I (somehow!) missed anything!

— Additional reporting by Barbara Herman

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siúcra-gaelach siúcra-gaelach 9 years
i'm a big fan of poon... not actual vaginas, of course, but the word. :)
JennaV JennaV 9 years
:medal:
audreystar audreystar 9 years
i like asshat for douchebag as a synonym. but the word of "being a douchebag" is called doucherty. or actually the art of being a douchebag or science. whichever you prefer. :rotfl:
sashak sashak 9 years
I think asshat is my favorite, but I pretty much say whatever pops out of my mouth
untitled1 untitled1 9 years
Spencer Pratt or K-Fed
SassAndBide SassAndBide 9 years
LOL I LOVE HOW S.PRATT IS ON THE LIST :ROTFL:
glynislily glynislily 9 years
I go with douchebag but there are variations. Like economy sized or Costco sized. There is also just someone as a douche.
veronicaraye veronicaraye 9 years
hahaha...spencer. I voted doosh.
EatYourVeggies EatYourVeggies 9 years
I love the Kevin and Bean classsic, "jackhole". Also, "powertool" works well too.
pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
I think I will have to go with the classic word: ASS...thank you very much!
PinkEsq PinkEsq 9 years
His last name says it all...
butterflyforaday butterflyforaday 9 years
I am quite fond of ass hat. I tend to call them whatever rolls off of my tongue.
renaimarie renaimarie 9 years
My room mates and I constantly call each other whorebag/whorebucket/whoreface. There's also "shut your whore mouth". Lots of love in my house!
kerneschick2005 kerneschick2005 9 years
"scumbag" but I voted for Spencer Pratt simply because he was on the list. LOL.
macgirl macgirl 9 years
My husband likes to go with "bag" on its own. "That guy is such a bag"...
smartypantssugar smartypantssugar 9 years
Mouth-breather. It's just so snotty that most of the people it applies to don't get it, which makes it that much funnier.
Supergurl5210 Supergurl5210 9 years
I know this is gonna sound really weird, but My cousin and I call eachother "douche" as like a friendly nickname. Thats how I have her labled in my cell. We even went as far as nicknaming her dog "Dr. Douche" and he answers to it. We've done this for years and honestly it was more of a joke a first than an insult and it just kinda stuck.
pollypo pollypo 9 years
My husband says f#cktard, too, sometimes. I tend to say dipsh*t. For non-swearing times, my husband says knucklehead, which I think is funny.
LadyLibertine LadyLibertine 9 years
em1282 lol that is what I was going to say. Well I dont say it *looks innocent* but thats what is said around
trace-face62028 trace-face62028 9 years
I happen to like the ones I learned from Beavis & Butthead back in the day.... -dillhole -dillweed -a$$munch Those always work.. but lately I've been saying DOUCHEFACE a whole lot. That's my current synonym of choice. :P
ClassicsDiva ClassicsDiva 9 years
My fiance likes chamhat, which is apparently a variation of asshat. (Don't ask me where the cham comes from. I don't know.) And my friends from college like to abbreviate douchebag to shbag. It usually comes out sounding more like shpag, but still, I prefer it over douche. The mental imagery on that one is too much.
bookgirl bookgirl 9 years
My friends and I used to refer to douchebags as chachi's-as in Scott Baio's character. Sometimes we'd morph that into chachball. I don't know why, but it worked. I still just prefer plain old douchebag.
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