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When Dolls Attack

Barbie better break out a pair of combat boots soon because there's a war in Toyland and those high heels ain't gonna cut it. Her opponent? The Bratz. They're younger. They're sexier. And in this battle, their disproportionately big heads will serve them better than Barbie's disproportionately big bust. So what's all the fuss about? Mattel, the maker of Barbie, claims that the popular Bratz concept technically belongs to them because the former employee responsible for the Bratz line conceived his idea while working at Mattel. Blah, blah, blah...who cares? Look people- we're splitting hairs here, and no doll is desirable with pesky split ends. So let's get together and throw a big bonding dress-up party in the Malibu dream house. My Barbie's good to go, as long as the Bratz agree to keep their greedy little girl limbs off of Ken. It'll be fun.

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theotherhalfofme theotherhalfofme 10 years
They just look scary!
Jinx Jinx 10 years
That Bratz doll stole Jessica Simpson's lips! ~Procrastinate Now! Don't Put It Off~ (Ellen)
honey31 honey31 10 years
I hate barbies and I hate Bratz!Mattel should get over it!
Froggee285 Froggee285 10 years
I grew up with barbies, I turned out fine. However, my seven year old cousin, who has Bratz dolls...she hikes up her little white and pink hanes her way underware, hikes it up into her butt, so she can have a thong. Then she folds town her pants and pulls up her shirt and walks around the house. (pause) For all the women who scream to high heaven about how destructive Barbie was and is, I can't WAIT until my cousin becomes a teenager. God only knows.
Butrfly4404 Butrfly4404 10 years
I don't know why Mattel would want to claim those stupid dolls. Everyone wanted to blame Barbie for creating unmeetable standards. LOOK AT THESE DOLLS! They're who-rays! Even Baby-Bratz wear THONGS - as in underwear. They're supposed to be BABIES. I hate those dolls, my daughter is not allowed to play with them at all - or wear anything from their 'clothing line.' I think they send The Wrong Message. I really hoped they would be gone by now, but I misjudged our youth.
BlondeSugar BlondeSugar 10 years
LMAO! Barbie went under the knife!
soccer_obsessed soccer_obsessed 10 years
scaryyy :p
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