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Where's the Worst Place You've Ever Had Sex?

Where's the Worst Place You've Ever Had Sex?

When it comes to sex, I prefer getting busy in a bed. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for experimenting with sex in new places, but logistically speaking, it just doesn't work as well. Bathroom floors are too hard and cold, the shower is far better in theory, and crawling bugs and scratchy grass while frolicking in a field, quite frankly, are a huge turnoff.

Ladies, I'm wondering, of all the times you've ever gotten intimate, where's the worst place you've done the deed?


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Frank-y-Ava Frank-y-Ava 9 years
Passenger seat of a car, very uncomfortable!!
SuzyQ08 SuzyQ08 9 years
I can't say this was the worst place.. because it was fun and naughty.. but a family bathroom in Disney World. :p
CathyMcG CathyMcG 9 years
Personally the beach parking lot was the worst. Not only was the ground hard, but I got sand in places I did not know I had.
Rockstar-23 Rockstar-23 9 years
Wheres the worse place i've ever had sex...hmmmm..... Dorm Bathroom- My Ex-bf and i we're looking at dorms. We got REALLY horny. It wasn't as much fun as we thought it would be. During our quickie tree guys walked in(we we're in the guys bathroom) We had to be VERY quiet :P Camp Tent- My friends and I went camping and my Ex-bf couldn't wait for the mattress to blow up, so we just put a bunch of blankets. At the bottom of the tent on the outside theres rocks, that you can FEEL on the inside. Needless to say i had a LOT of bruises on my back!
AmberHoney AmberHoney 9 years
No such thing as bad sex - sand comes to my mind though.
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 9 years
These stories are hilarious! My worst place was on the bedroom floor with not-very-soft carpet, which is nothing compared to you guys! The shower is something I've never been able to work because there's always been too much of a height difference.
corduroy1 corduroy1 9 years
corduroy1 corduroy1 9 years
haha these are fun!!! lake, pool, ocean...all SUCK. parents' bed...SUCKS. hospital shower...actually not that bad! cars & rugburns, yeah, but hey...all of it is fun in the end! ;P but the worst, was one of my ex's kids' huge wooden playhouse in the backyard. there was a little table up in the top where the kids played!! man, i felt really slutty after that!
elizabethsosewn elizabethsosewn 9 years
HAhahahahaha. theses are so much fun to read. On the couch and then bed of someone i just met. that night [not with him, but at the new guys house i had sex with this guy i reaaaally liked from my drawing class] he was in the room the whole time [although that totally just led to more fun] ALSO, shower is great for me, I dunno what happens to the other guys, but it just adds to the pleasure for me each time.
rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
I feel like a total tart saying this but everywhere I have tried in life so far was fun for some reason or another. Even a night in college, on the fairway of a championship golf course when a lightning storm creates no bad memories of grass stains or windy chills. Probably the worst for me would just be "the dullest" or the "most unintentionally painful". You know, like rug burns. :D
Witchy-Ways Witchy-Ways 9 years
My closet... It is a walk-in kind of thing but still, that was uncomfortable
Fallen85 Fallen85 9 years
Worst places... hmmm Sauna - Baaaaaad idea. Didnt last long before we felt faint Hot Springs hot tub - just a bad idea all together! Dirty water, too much alchohol and just unsafe! Stairs of a portable classroom at my highschool during HIS girlfriend's graduation ceremony - whatever, he was hot and she was a bitch. Park bench - Fun to begin with, not so much when a bunch of people showed up mid-coitus Ex-boyfriend's Bedroom... with his roommate sleeping in the bed beside us. Shower - I'm 5'1. 'nuff said. Back of my jeep - didnt realize how freakin small those seats were My parent's bed - just a bad and weird idea all together
sparklestar sparklestar 9 years
The shower is pretty lame because I'm kinda short so the logistics don't work. Plus the cold wall behind is a nasty shock! The top of the stairs (lying down) because he thought he would be hot and it WASN'T. Urgh. Years ago that was though. :p I had sex in a hotel jacuzzi once and that is merely for the novelty value I think because we were terrified somebody was going to walk in! He tried to convince me to do it in the sauna but no way! I can barely stand in one of those, nevermind get it on.
weirdy weirdy 9 years
FOr me it would have to be the car... really weird but nice.. and as for zawackirz.. i've never had a rug burn but i think probably you dont realize it until after the fun is over..? probably..?
michelle-c42934 michelle-c42934 9 years
I had a boyfriend who always wanted to have sex in his car, I hated it. I had sex in a wardrobe once, it was kind of funny, lots of clothes and coat hangers everywhere.
nikodarling nikodarling 9 years
Back room of a store I was working in. It was dusty, dirty I was nervous my boss was going to come back at any minute, and worst of all I forgot to lock the door after we closed so a little old lady walked in and I had to pull my pants back on and go out and tell her we were closed.
RaCheer RaCheer 9 years
And in any type of water...the water gets pushed up inside you and it's less than pleasurable!
RaCheer RaCheer 9 years
Backseat of my boyfriend's RX8...I had bruises for days!
Muirnea Muirnea 9 years
I just have to agree that cars and showers don't really live up to the hype. And I have gotten rug burn from a yucky carpet before too. Oh and pools are yucky too. I hate when you think its going to be so fun and sexy and then its just painful and awkward...(This post should have been up ages ago to warn people! lol! :-P )
brittanyk brittanyk 9 years
The back seat of a tiny car, I was banging my head off the door every 10 seconds.
designerel designerel 9 years
on the floor of his office (he worked at the math dept. of the school we were attending), on one of those plastic mats you put underneath the chair. it was super uncomfy, hurt my back and we were afraid someone (i.e. grad students) might walk in on us.
zawackirz zawackirz 9 years
everyone posts on here, I had rug burn for days, if something is hurting you while you are getting busy, wouldn't you tell your guy to stop? at least I would...seems like common sense!
Indigo4320 Indigo4320 9 years
Bent over the toilet in the bathroom of a crowded bar = / While it wasn't exactly clean or comfortable it was definitely fun!
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