Everyone knows by now that Britney Spears has gone off the deep end and done what many monks, Marines, and radical lesbians have done for years: chosen to shave off all her hair. Why'd she do it? Maybe to protest what must be the worst life possible: having photographers stalking you constantly and tabloids scrutinizing your every move. Look Brit, let me help you out. Below is an assortment of wigs. (I'm not loving the wig you've got now.) Choose one and make your escape. Go to the Catskills with the kids, take up knitting, organic farming, canning preserves...and get your sh*t together. So folks, help her out: Which wig should Britney choose?