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Who's Hotter: James Franco or Dave Franco?

Which Franco Brother Would You Rather Talk Dirty With?

Going against the grain must run in the Franco family. James isn't afraid to star in a soap opera or host the Oscars with little prep, while his 25-year-old younger brother Dave is game for a homoerotic viral video.

In a new spot from Funny or Die, Dave and Christopher Mintz-Plasse have a you're-so-hot contest in which they try to out dirty talk each other to see who can laugh first. And I mean dirty — there's a description of a sex act involving Justin Bieber. It might be the most not-safe-for-work video on the Internet, excluding porn, although if you watch on mute you probably wouldn't realize it. The visual is PG, while the dialogue is NC-17, or worse.

If you're curious, watch the video, or just consult the photos above and weigh in: which Franco brother would you rather play a game of dirty-talk chicken with? Dave or James?

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Burkina Burkina 6 years
There is a 99% chance James is in the closet and I'm not comfortable being called John....so Dave.
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
Um... both.
Annie-Gabillet Annie-Gabillet 6 years
Choose!!! It is hard. Hm... I'm going with Dave, today. Might switch to James tomorrow...
RoaringSilence RoaringSilence 6 years
Oh wow! I thought he was cute, but his brother is even hotter! He doesn't have the heroin cheeks. Also, that video.. was something else. lol
Shannon-Vestal Shannon-Vestal 6 years
Don't make me choose!
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