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Who Said It? Best Quotes of 2009, Part Two

If you look back at the year's most notable quotes, a relatively complete picture of all the significant — and trivial — stuff that went down emerges. To continue our Best of 2009 coverage I've rounded up some more of the one-liners that caught our attention this year. Can you figure out who said what?

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1 of 10

"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex."

2 of 10

"I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses."

3 of 10

“I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not. But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful."

4 of 10

"You know I love tall women."

5 of 10

"I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

6 of 10

"I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22."

7 of 10

"I think I'd rather get run over by a train" (than get married again).

8 of 10

"I'm running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform. I don't have a chance."

9 of 10

"Atonement is a process that never ends."

10 of 10

"It's definitely not true what women say about just wanting a man with a sense of humor. What women mean is they want a guy with a sense of humor who is really handsome."

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