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A Wise Kid Once Said...

The students in a first grade class were instructed to complete a number of unfinished proverbs. Although the original meanings of the proverbs were lost in translation, the revised versions still hold true-- in a funny sort of way:

  • Better be safe than....punch a 5th grader.
  • Strike while the....bug is close.
  • Don't bite the hand that....looks dirty.
  • A miss is as good as a....Mr. (GS: This kid gets extra credit!)
  • You can't teach an old dog new.....math.
  • If you lie down with the dogs....you'll stink in the morning.
  • An idle mind is....the best way to relax.
  • Where there's smoke, there's....pollution.
  • A penny saved is....not much.
  • Two's company, three's....the musketeers.
  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....you have to blow your nose.
  • Children should be seen and not....spanked or grounded.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind....get out of the way.

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Schaianne Schaianne 10 years
Kids are funny!
CatarinaBella521 CatarinaBella521 10 years
lol I love these! kids are too smart
colormesticky colormesticky 10 years
:rotfl: Strike while the bug is close.
NyckieRocks NyckieRocks 10 years
I love kids, they def. speak the truth!
blythe15 blythe15 10 years
Genius! I'm going to start using these! Don't bite the hand that....looks dirty. Words to live by...
ekdkdk1 ekdkdk1 10 years
Those are great!
mdbzmom mdbzmom 10 years
I have got to try this on my kids! They're currently hooked on madlibs and when they keep it clean they're pretty funny!
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