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Woman Sues Victoria's Secret for Defective Thong

Killer Thong Is on the Loose!

Yeast infections, that weird perma-wedgie feeling, and now possible blindness?! Is wearing a thong and eliminating VPLs really worth it? Macrida Patterson doesn't think so anymore. She was putting on a decorative thong from Victoria's Secret, and according to her lawsuit claim, a metal piece popped off, poked her in the eye, and sent her to the hospital. Riiiiight. Instead of giving her a $25,000 plus settlement, I will give her some free advice: Try granny panties! They're far more comfy anyway.

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amaydlove amaydlove 8 years
LOL. sorry, but this made me laugh with disbelief. Are you serious?! I agree with Puddlesworth, I don't really believe her...
Pistil Pistil 8 years
I'm curious now: How old is too old for thong underwear?
wildflower666 wildflower666 8 years
i think she should wear undies that bikini and etc.
tglynn tglynn 8 years
lol. too small.
tglynn tglynn 8 years
lol. too small.
eightieslingo eightieslingo 8 years
Oh no I have this exact thong in pink! It's never given me any problems though. She probably was wearing the wrong size like everyone else is saying.
eightieslingo eightieslingo 8 years
Oh no I have this exact thong in pink! It's never given me any problems though.She probably was wearing the wrong size like everyone else is saying.
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
The eye injury she got takes like two days to heal. Faulty mass produced lingerie doesn't deserve punitive damages. If it does, then I want 25 large for my ankles hurting so bad after a day in Payless shoes.
lauriegilbert lauriegilbert 8 years
I can't help but wonder if she was wearing the wrong size and putting too much stress on the poor staple. She definitely looks good for her age, but many people still don't size properly.
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 8 years
If she's 52 and wearing thongs, then that's fine with me. Just don't let me know about it!!!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
She's 52?! She looks young! Maybe those VS thongs aren't so bad for you after all! ;)
krissycake krissycake 8 years
Yeah, I posted this on my blog as well...and while she may look decent for her age...thong? Really? I cannot really take her all that seriously.
LadyLiLa83 LadyLiLa83 8 years
I'm more disturbed by the fact that the woman is 52 years old! Shouldn't she be putting on normal undies?
puddlesworth puddlesworth 8 years
haha...I don't think I believe her.
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