When life gives you an attractive Uber driver, you take it as a sign from Aphrodite herself and go for gold. At least that's what Twitter user KelliAmirah [1] did on a Saturday night out. Upon noticing that her driver was "fine af," Kelli graced Twitter with a play-by-play of her every thought and action leading up to the moment she finally worked up the courage to ask him on a date. The plot twist at the end was definitely not what we expected when we first came across her hilarious tweets. Keep reading for a full account of the story from hopeful start to crushing finish.
It started as most Saturday nights start . . .
An eloquent observation was made
Check, check, aaaaand check
It was totally "accidentally on-purpose"
*allows suspense to build*
Probably not how she imagined her plan would pan out
OK, maybe there's a glimmer of hope
Her phone battery is begging for mercy at this point
Previous glimmers of hope are beginning to fade
Why are you the way that you are?
It's official, we've lost all hope
Econ, why must you interfere with her love life?!
Here we go . . . it's finally happening
The anticipation is building
Oh Kelli, please don't sleep through your alarms
Naturally she snoozed them
Basically how we look at this point in the story
A classic hype-up session ensues
"Don't be a lil b*tch," Kelli!
No backing down now, Kelli. You're in too deep.
All of that buildup for a "text me"?!
Biggest plot twist of the century!
Not half of a wife — a whole one.
Ladies and gentlemen, please exit the roller coaster safely