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Women Rate Best Lovers of the World

International House of Beefcakes: Who's the Best?

Global research site asked 15,000 women from 20 countries to rate the men they've slept with based on their country of origin, and the results are in: Germans were ranked the world's worst lovers because of their rankness, Brits came in second because they're "lazy," and the Swedes were deemed "too quick to finish," finishing third in this list no man wants to be on.

I like a little natural body odor on my bedmates (it beats a dude who reeks of cheap cologne), so I'm not sure this list works for everyone. But lazy and too quick? These can't be positive attributes of any lover.

I love that, although there were reasons listed for why certain men sucked in bed, the men who were considered good in bed needed no explanation at all. To modify the first line of Tolstoy's Anna Karenina: "All happy families good lovers are alike; each unhappy family bad lover is unhappy bad in its his own way." To see the five best and worst international lovers list as well as to see how American men fared,



Worst Lovers

1. Germany (because too many smell bad)
2. England (because they're lazy)
3. Sweden (because of premature ejaculation issues)
4. Holland (because they're over-dominant)
5. US (because they're too rough)

World's Best Lovers

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland

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Join The Conversation
starlotus713 starlotus713 7 years
I've had a couple of the South/Central American types and they were good, but the Irishman put them all to shame. Just thinking about him makes my toes curl...
weffie weffie 7 years
Scots are better than Irish! And I've never tried Spanish or Brazilian but I'd put French and Argentine above Italian!
luna08 luna08 7 years
I have to agree with Ms.Wnetworth "Why I didn't go to Argentina when I was in college?!" ;)
alissoum alissoum 7 years
I am a french girl who lived in NYC for a couple of years: I dated while I was there, and I also found the american men to be rough. French men are much better!!!
nikecold nikecold 7 years
Hello Nacho... he reminds me of a spaniard I just had a fling with recently who by the way made me week in the knees by just looking at me. I wouldn't mind me some Nick and Martin either ;)
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Jojijoja- I think that Oprah deserves that Nacho bounce on Google today. LOL I was just searching for a few recipe ideas and saw the polo story. Then, I saw the Nacho story. After I unstuck my tongue from the screen of my computer, and regained consciousness after hitting the floor, I felt the sisterly need to spread the Nacho lovin' to Tres and fellow readers! ;)
acyl acyl 7 years
Thank you for introducing me to Nacho...!!!
jojijoja jojijoja 7 years
Did I say Diamond ?? Sorry, I meant to say Fuzzles... HAHAHA you can tell I post here so often!
jojijoja jojijoja 7 years
Is he seriously married to this lady/model? I'm gonna go to bed and cry my eyes out... LOL
jojijoja jojijoja 7 years
you know what's funny, when Diamond posted the Nacho Figueras link around 2PM... his search on google skyrocketed. HAHA TOO HOT!!!!
jazzytummy jazzytummy 7 years
Why am I suddenly craving Nachos?
Spacekatdude Spacekatdude 7 years
Thanks, SKG! You're awesome, too!
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
I think more than a few Tres readers will be having Nacho dreams tonight! :drool: Your welcome.
Love-and-Sex Love-and-Sex 7 years
Oh, Nacho Figueras!! Fuzzles, you're making me all hot and bothered. I just recently learned this guy was the Polo model! And who wouldn't love a man named NACHO.
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Goodness! After seeing THIS video, I would think that Argentina would be waaaaaaaaaaay up there! :faint:
Briandiesel Briandiesel 7 years
Having been with a Spanish guy, I agreeeee. Having been with a Russian guy, I'm gonna need Spain to move down 1. :)
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