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Would You Send a Rude Valentine's Day Card?

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Have you ever wanted to tell an ex-boyfriend how you really feel? If so, this Valentine's Day could be your chance. Check out this rude Valentine's Day card on Etsy. The front cover reads "I'll always carry a torch for you" and the inside reads "and someday, I'll burn your f*cking house down with it" — there's even room to write a personalized note!

I think this card is genius, and since we all know Valentine's Day isn't always what it's cracked up to be, tell me, is there someone you'd like to send this to on Feb. 14? If so, what would you say?

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kythera kythera 9 years
I agree with some of the girls here: I would think of it as the "jealous bitchy ex". Do not want. Too afraid the poor guy would try to use it against me as a threat. I've gotten my revenge on jacka$$ bfs a long time ago.Anyways, any exes that I had are non existent. All my exes live in NJ. And I'm happily married in OK. Bwahahahahaaaaa.
kythera kythera 9 years
I agree with some of the girls here: I would think of it as the "jealous bitchy ex". Do not want. Too afraid the poor guy would try to use it against me as a threat. I've gotten my revenge on jacka$$ bfs a long time ago. Anyways, any exes that I had are non existent. All my exes live in NJ. And I'm happily married in OK. Bwahahahahaaaaa.
vmruby vmruby 9 years
I wouldn't bother sending one,but it is pretty funny.
stina829 stina829 9 years
I LOVE IT!!!!I would never actually send it, but it's still hilarious!
stina829 stina829 9 years
I LOVE IT!!!! I would never actually send it, but it's still hilarious!
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
LOVE it! ;)
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
LOVE it! ;)
demure20 demure20 9 years
Haha so funny! Awesome!
demure20 demure20 9 years
Haha so funny! Awesome!
Dollylo Dollylo 9 years
OMG!! :rotfl: I LOVE IT!!!
Dollylo Dollylo 9 years
OMG!! :rotfl: I LOVE IT!!!
mrskrismendoza mrskrismendoza 9 years
Aww too bad you have to mail it! :P
Green Green 9 years
I wouldn't send anything like that but it's ridiculously funny. Especially since my ex of 4 years ago just randomly contacted me this past week, strange.
krEnElk krEnElk 9 years
i LOVE this! i love someeecards.com, too, but if i could design one myself, it would say "since you irrationally dumped me 2 months ago, i've lost 13 pounds. the next guy to see me naked surely thanks you!"
indielove indielove 9 years
i LOVE it!
indielove indielove 9 years
i LOVE it!
Robyn-Tang Robyn-Tang 9 years
Yep, love it!
Robyn-Tang Robyn-Tang 9 years
Yep, love it!
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 9 years
LOL :rotfl:
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 9 years
LOL :rotfl:
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Bahahaha I like this :WOOHOO:
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Bahahaha I like this :WOOHOO:
popgoestheworld popgoestheworld 9 years
Eh. Nothing says, I still think about you and I'm bitter like going to the effort of mailing a bitchy card. No thanks.
aimeeb aimeeb 9 years
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aimeeb aimeeb 9 years
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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