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Would You Send a Rude Valentine's Day Card?

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Have you ever wanted to tell an ex-boyfriend how you really feel? If so, this Valentine's Day could be your chance. Check out this rude Valentine's Day card on Etsy. The front cover reads "I'll always carry a torch for you" and the inside reads "and someday, I'll burn your f*cking house down with it" — there's even room to write a personalized note!

I think this card is genius, and since we all know Valentine's Day isn't always what it's cracked up to be, tell me, is there someone you'd like to send this to on Feb. 14? If so, what would you say?

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kythera kythera 9 years
I agree with some of the girls here: I would think of it as the "jealous bitchy ex". Do not want. Too afraid the poor guy would try to use it against me as a threat. I've gotten my revenge on jacka$$ bfs a long time ago. Anyways, any exes that I had are non existent. All my exes live in NJ. And I'm happily married in OK. Bwahahahahaaaaa.
vmruby vmruby 9 years
I wouldn't bother sending one,but it is pretty funny.
stina829 stina829 9 years
I LOVE IT!!!! I would never actually send it, but it's still hilarious!
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
LOVE it! ;)
demure20 demure20 9 years
Haha so funny! Awesome!
Dollylo Dollylo 9 years
OMG!! :rotfl: I LOVE IT!!!
mrskrismendoza mrskrismendoza 9 years
Aww too bad you have to mail it! :P
Green Green 9 years
I wouldn't send anything like that but it's ridiculously funny. Especially since my ex of 4 years ago just randomly contacted me this past week, strange.
krEnElk krEnElk 9 years
i LOVE this! i love someeecards.com, too, but if i could design one myself, it would say "since you irrationally dumped me 2 months ago, i've lost 13 pounds. the next guy to see me naked surely thanks you!"
indielove indielove 9 years
i LOVE it!
Robyn-Tang Robyn-Tang 9 years
Yep, love it!
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 9 years
LOL :rotfl:
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 9 years
Bahahaha I like this :WOOHOO:
popgoestheworld popgoestheworld 9 years
Eh. Nothing says, I still think about you and I'm bitter like going to the effort of mailing a bitchy card. No thanks.
aimeeb aimeeb 9 years
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
katie_c katie_c 9 years
love it!
sugarsister sugarsister 9 years
not a card but a bumper sticker. kind of like that one that says "I still miss my ex" and then underneath "but my aim is getting better". a personal favorite
SpicyMe SpicyMe 9 years
Ha Ha..even thou I would never send one, that's funny!! It would be nice to though.
erratic-assassin erratic-assassin 9 years
I sent one once...I forgot what it said, but it made me feel better!
Merlin713 Merlin713 9 years
That's pretty funny. It's how I feel about my ex! I would never send that though. I basically have a restraining order against him, so I know he knows how I feel. ;-)
miosotis miosotis 9 years
Hahahaha! :D I liked it. I think one shouldn't send it, but it's funny.
Sun_Sun Sun_Sun 9 years
cant that be used against u legally? like a threat? but its kinda funny
kia kia 9 years
I love the sarcastic/evil cards at someecard. I've been searching through their stock to send out for fun to friends on Thursday.
bijouxxx bijouxxx 9 years
Oh, come on. That's not cool. Ha ha. No one wants to seem like the crazy ex-girlfriend. I mean, unless you send this as a joke..?
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