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You Choose: Best Female Version of "Bros Before Hos"?

You Choose: Best Female Version of "Bros Before Hos"?

I asked you guys to come up with a woman's version of the douchebag rallying cry, "bros before hos" — and you did not disappoint. What I lack in rhyming skills, you all made up for in wit and then some! Below are your ideas. Congrats on being creative and, in some cases, even respectful! (See that, bros? We hos rule.)

— Additional reporting by Barbara Herman

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Chouette4u Chouette4u 8 years
Michelann, I agree!
Michelann Michelann 8 years
I would never say any of these things because I don't agree with the 'philosophy' (if you can call it that).
TammyO TammyO 8 years
Sorry but Chicks before Dicks sounds like some sleezy porn site!
Angela123 Angela123 8 years
i LOVED "dolls before balls" and will be using it in my everyday life. But i agree..REALLY the best one is chicks before dicks.
French-Kiss French-Kiss 8 years
Said Mates before dates but love them all !! That's really funny =)
arrowstraite arrowstraite 8 years
They're all pretty funny. :D
sunshinepointe sunshinepointe 8 years
Bestes before testes is HYSTERICAL.
c4rolin3 c4rolin3 8 years
wooo besties before testes was my suggestion :) it is funny- i love lasses before asses too :)
RustyAngel73 RustyAngel73 8 years
i chose hoes before bros but i say it hoes over bros
jesssa jesssa 8 years
chicks before dicks. although I don't think I've ever actually used it in real conversation as in "sorry, chicks before dicks, dude"
prblms4loki prblms4loki 8 years
dolls is tres cute!
mondaymoos mondaymoos 8 years
I liked sistas before mistas and besties before testes. Cute. :) But I'll never actually USE these phrases.
Amanda-La Amanda-La 8 years
i picked ladies before maties mainly because I made it up! haha
momma-tikita momma-tikita 8 years
I always said chicks before dicks...but Beasties is a cute on too!
tlsgirl tlsgirl 8 years
Besties before testes totally cracks me up.
xxstardust xxstardust 8 years
Sorry, not really a fan of any of them. I like the classic chicks before dicks best, too.
sarahcateh sarahcateh 8 years
Yeah I like chicks before dicks... I would never say any of these.
weffie weffie 8 years
hahahaha that last one's fantastic... and i agree, mamasitamalita! i like when our comments reappear in posts :)
mamasitamalita mamasitamalita 8 years
I like that Tres and other Sugars are taking comments and making them into posts :) its nice to see you guys are really interacting
LOVErickii LOVErickii 8 years
there's also "chicks before dicks" but i opted for the besties before testes since i'd never heard it before and it made me smile...
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