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If You Had To...

Douche-a-palooza* 2008, you ask? Nope. It's our regular "If You Had To..." feature. This time, the competition's fierce. Behind nimrod door # 1: Travis Barker, former drummer for Blink 182. Behind nimrod door # 2: Kid Rock, perpetually rockin' the gold medallion-wearin' pimp-billy look. Who would you knock boots with, if you had to...

Source and *thanks to Flippy for coining "Douche-a-palooza."

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Annika2494003 Annika2494003 9 years
Kid Rock all the way!!!
kelliegonzo kelliegonzo 9 years
i think travis is a catch! he's not a nimrod and doesn't deserve to be in the same category as that douche kid rock.
rpenner rpenner 9 years
I'm with you fashionhore. I've always been a fan of Travis Barker and think he's totally hot. It wouldn't be a "If I had" situation for me.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Easy! Travis! That way I could amuse myself looking at his tattoos while engaging in extracurricular activities. :D
fashionhore fashionhore 9 years
I honestly find Travis Barker attractive. I think it's from his MTV show that got me to like him more ...
pequeña pequeña 9 years
That's a tough call, but I think I would go for Kid Rock. Both are equally disgusting, but I'd rather be with someone who hasn't been with Paris Hilton.
anned anned 9 years
it's really a disease either way...
wickedcupofjoe wickedcupofjoe 9 years
I chose Kid Rock -- just because I like a little meat on my men. Of course, I'd close my eyes and just pray it would end super fast! :pray:
bluecanary bluecanary 9 years
Yep, the first time I ever really thought: sure, I could go the rest of my life without getting *any*. ugh.
paulasmithy paulasmithy 9 years
Celibacy is the only logical answer!!
kiwitwist kiwitwist 9 years
yikes!! :scared: I said kid rock
flippy flippy 9 years
this is truly a horrifying dilemma. i decided to go with travis barker because he clearly weighs a lot less, and thus perhaps you wouldn't notice him as much.
kristinhomesick kristinhomesick 9 years
ugh, those are two of the most repugnant people i can imagine. tough call. i went with with travis barker before i remembered he likely threw it in paris hilton. but kid rock looks like a catfish. oh gigglesugar, you pose the questions that keep me up at night.
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