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If You Had To...

It's baaack! The poll you love to hate. The poll that threatens to kill your libido for the rest of the year. The poll that has you scrambling to turn off your computer monitor before its images of male nonpulchritude are singed onto your retinas forever. That's right. It's If You Had To . . . And this time, I've really taken the gloves off. In the left ring, I present you with shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, whose bedside manner, I imagine, would not only scar you for life; his dark lipstick threatens to stain your pillow cases for eternity. In the right ring, I offer you the once-hot punk icon Iggy Pop (mercifully shirted in this pic). I sense he could leave a greasy stain on something far more important: your soul. So who would you choose to shtup, if you had to . . .


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wiciltd wiciltd 9 years
Marilyn Manson is fackin hot.. He's intelligent, sexy... and didja see the video for heart shaped glasses??? Yeah a little over the top but Whew! *Fans self* And he has sexy hands... Ooo baybee yeah
AKirstin AKirstin 9 years
Heh :D I have wonky taste in men.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
You're a hard core punk mama, AK!
AKirstin AKirstin 9 years
Please, I don't need an excuse, I'd fuck Iggy Pop in a heartbeat.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Reluctantly I chose Iggy Pop. Kinky is ok, Manson kinky is not.
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
gross! I'm not voting!
AujahAcorn AujahAcorn 9 years
um... i made a music choice. iggy pop. but no thank you!
glam-sugar glam-sugar 9 years
morganfay morganfay 9 years
Manson all the way. Can string several words together, and above all: the makeup comes off. The face on Iggy... not so much.
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