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If You Had To...

This If You Had To is a bit of a departure from the others, because these two are actually kinda hot underneath all their crunky skank. The English have a knack for producing this "addicted pirate who is allergic to bathing" type. In one corner, I present you with Russell Brand. Apparently, he is the best thing about Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Did I mention he is a recovering heroin and sex addict? And in the other corner, Pete Doherty. (What is this dude not addicted to?) Who would you have dirty pirate sex with, if you had to. . .


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PVJ PVJ 9 years
i wouldnt HAVE to... i would freely. Pete Doherty is a Beautiful person, who writes amazing lyrics, and is absalutly amazing Russell Brand has just got sex appeal, and is gorgeous. and is pretty funny.
rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
Pete...having lived in Scotland for 6 years and being subjected to Russell's particular "Brand" (sorry) of tw*tness which passes for talent, makes me wonder how anyone slept with him, the guy is a preening, talentless dufus. :D Pete's a mess, but he has this whole chimneysweep ragamuffin screwup thing going for him, and he's a musician. Whilst I do not really like either of them, if forced to choose, its no contest.
sugarbritches sugarbritches 9 years
Yeah...can't even play this round...just not an option, both are too skeevy..
yadiet yadiet 9 years
at least russell looks like he washes his hair. that other dude is NASTY
radarkitty radarkitty 9 years
I picked Russell. I wouldn't touch Pete with a 50 foot pole!
SkinnyMarie SkinnyMarie 9 years
I would rather die.
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
miss-britt miss-britt 9 years
Kate knows how to pick them.
miss-britt miss-britt 9 years
i pick pete. because actually pete is a really good musician. He could write a beautiful song about me.
Hannah426 Hannah426 9 years
They are nasty.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
Good point, raieven! I'll leave it to others to decide what that means. ;)
raieven raieven 9 years
Kate Moss has slept with both of them. side note: I saw Pete on Jonathan Ross and he was adorable.
ally14 ally14 9 years
RUSSELL. I'd chose without HAVING to.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Ew. I refuse to vote. I think I'd choose death. :D
Dana18 Dana18 9 years
If I really had to , it would be Russell. He is the lesser of to grungy wankers!
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