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If You Had To...

I've been really easy on you guys in the past few If You Had To's. Let's make this little game hard again, shall we? Some women gravitate toward losers like cheap whisky on ice. Well, let's make them criminals, too! I know it will be hard to decide, but of the two guys in these mugshots, who would you make a conjugal visit to, if you had to...

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ayuninur ayuninur 9 years
hahahhaha..wtf?
ayuninur ayuninur 9 years
hahahhaha..wtf?
sugarbritches sugarbritches 9 years
I'm assuming that death is an option because I could comment without voting....I think I would rather swallow my own tongue!!! LOL too funny!
rashell rashell 9 years
hahahahaha. um. this totally made my morning! :)
popcorn19 popcorn19 9 years
ewwww--that is just embarassing....
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
#1 - he doesn't look like he'll beat me. ;)Either way, you're wrong for this one, Giggle!
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
#1 - he doesn't look like he'll beat me. ;) Either way, you're wrong for this one, Giggle!
nancita nancita 9 years
At first I thought "when did Woody Harrelson get busted?"
Annika2494003 Annika2494003 9 years
#2 looks a wee bit cleaner... and points for the woody harrelson call-out! dead on!Hysterical!
Annika2494003 Annika2494003 9 years
#2 looks a wee bit cleaner... and points for the woody harrelson call-out! dead on! Hysterical!
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
I'm going to have to say no.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
I'm going to have to say no.
flippy flippy 9 years
#1 has that sexy moustache.
flippy flippy 9 years
#1 has that sexy moustache.
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
ewwww, neither!!! I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life, thank you!
SkinnyMarie SkinnyMarie 9 years
#2, separated at birth from woody harrelson
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