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If You Had To...

If it seems like hate on Bill O'Reilly week that's because it is! Haha. Come on, now, anyone who's seen him go off on his guests when they don't say what he wants, or viewed this vintage example of his a-holery, know he's no innocent. And although we don't see much of Geraldo Rivera now, back in the day, this dude really brought television journalism down to the gutter by sensationalizing every damn story and baiting people. (Plus he stepped on my foot once and didn't apologize.) Anyhoo...which pompous windbag would you let near you naked, if you had to. . .


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freegracefrom freegracefrom 9 years
Geraldo, for sure. Because there's no way O'Reilly's ever touching this!
rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
I had to pick Geraldo, because I dislike O'Reilly so....intensely! ...though Geraldo is so..wormy...ugh. This was hard. Then again maybe I could morph into some wicked dom just to have the excuse to beat the crap out of O'Reilly while he tries to walk in heels and La Perla, whilst being secretly videotaped and posted on YouTube. Ok that is officially the most twisted comment I have made on this website, but if its any consolation the images I just put into my own head make me feel nauseated. :P
BlairBear BlairBear 9 years
colormesticky that was hilarious, thanks for making me laugh.
linds1019 linds1019 9 years
Wow, I'm surprised so many went w/The Mustache. Ew.
misslarue misslarue 9 years
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
Whichever one would do my cold, dead body, because that's the only way it would happen with either one.
The-City-Girl The-City-Girl 9 years
Totally subjectively, Bill is the more attractive of the two, but since his personality is so repugnant, I'm going to have to go with Geraldo!
radarkitty radarkitty 9 years
Bill. Even though Geraldo and I have the same birthday.
vanessasworld vanessasworld 9 years could you say no to a guy with a 70s porn 'stache???
kiwitwist kiwitwist 9 years
I said Bill because Geraldo has nasty yellow teeth and a gross mustache. LOL Clearly they whitened his teeth for that picture.
jessie jessie 9 years
omg...somebody give be a paper bag and a biiggggg margarita to go with it, so i don't remember! and i picked geraldo (((shudders)))
SkinnyMarie SkinnyMarie 9 years
who wants a mustache ride?!
a-nonny-mouse a-nonny-mouse 9 years
But would he be brandishing a falafel? Because I have zero tolerance policy for garbanzo beans in the bedroom.
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