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If You Had To...

These two douches aren't exactly a girl's best friend. The almost unrecognizable Andy Dick was recently arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in a Murrieta, CA, parking lot for groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy likes to get girls drunk and then film them stripping and making fools of themselves. This might be the hardest one, people, so I'll try to make it as easy as possible. Which one of these losers would you kiss if you had to . . . ?


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luv2blazy luv2blazy 8 years
I picked Joe b/c maybe I could go to his really great house in Mexico.
Jennipoo Jennipoo 8 years
what a cruel thing! .... joe. *cheese grates entire body*
LovebirdsFlying LovebirdsFlying 8 years
Yecccch. Only because I had to pick one, I chose Francis at random. I wouldn't kiss either one of these patoots.
BeatBoxANNI BeatBoxANNI 8 years
ayuninur ayuninur 8 years
Stupidasscat Stupidasscat 8 years
Def. Joe at least he has lots o' money
Bksuga Bksuga 8 years
ewww..i rather kiss the *sshole then the peeptom!!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
Good thinking, Jessie! Or maybe 10. :ROTFL:
jessie jessie 8 years
i chose joe....maybe i'd get a free margarita outta it. :rotfl:
oh-cecilia-baby oh-cecilia-baby 8 years
i refuse to vote. EWWWWWWWW!! and that mugshot of andy dick is especially creepy!
rabidmoon rabidmoon 8 years
Ugh. I picked Joe, because nobody MAKES said girls get drunk and do stupid things, he's just shrewd enough to know it sells. Nasty, yes, but not as nasty as grabbing teenage boobies. :P
Kelliegrl Kelliegrl 8 years
ick! no fair
kiwitwist kiwitwist 8 years
Neither, but I picked Joe Francis. Andy Dick is a walking STD!
arbywhopper arbywhopper 8 years
EW!!! I think i would rather run away and hide!!! NO way!!! GROSS!!!
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 8 years
:barf: neither. :p
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 8 years
No, no, no, no. That's all I can say.
flippy flippy 8 years
this is almost intolerable to consider. why, giggle, why??
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