It may come as a surprise to regular GiggleSugar readers, but I don't have a cat. Which is why this eBay offer to get daily updates on Sir Henry Littleboots here (!) is so enticing. Sir Henry Littleboots "sees flies where there are none and likes to climb to the highest point in any room." Sounds good so far. "He is a man who enjoys a good cuddle and maybe even some toe-licking." Haha. Three dollars a day of muss-free cuteness from afar? Let the bidding wars begin! Click here if you'd like to hear more.