8 Ways Sex Will Be Different in 2016

Updated on 2/9/2016 at 10:00 PM

POPSUGAR Photography / Sisilia Piring

POPSUGAR Photography | Sisilia Piring

Sex has come a long way since the arrival of humankind . . . self-pleasure strategies or otherwise. We'd argue that in its congruity with technological advancements, it's better than ever before. Get excited — here are eight ways the game will change for sex this year, from a high-tech pregnancy test to nerdy sensual playthings (no shame!).

We'll Buy Gold-Trimmed Vibrators

We predict 2016 to be the year of classy vibrators. Pretty toys were already on the upswing; gold trim, however, is a whole 'nother ball game. LELO's Tiani makes for some serious eye candy — it's 24k and laser-engraved. Ugly vibrators, begone!

We'll Fall Madly in Love With Erotic Book/Vibrator Mashups

What if your Kindle was . . . sexy? B.Sensory brings us the revolutionary concept of smart vibrators synced with erotic e-books. Reading turns into a full-on sensory experience with The Little Bird — a shake of the device, a touch, or blow on the screen reveals the text and triggers the vibrator. It's available for pre-order, and will be delivered in the Spring. *Silently cries tears of joy*

We'll Take High-Tech Pregnancy Tests

First Response's bluetooth pregnancy test syncs with your phone to provide support during those endless few minutes in which you wait for the result. The app offers education, entertainment, and meditative options to decrease stress. Deep breaths in, deep breaths out!

We'll Begin Using Sleek and User-Friendly Toys

Flexible, waterproof, and sophisticated AF (it looks like an Apple product!), the Whoop.de.doo toy was 100 percent crowdfunded on Indiegogo. It boasts intuitive controls, discreet packaging, a magnetic USB charger, and Braille dots. This one's got our full attention!

IUDs Will Continue to Rise in Popularity

We've said it before, and we'll say it again: the pill is pretty annoying, especially when there's another no-frills option out there. The IUD is a small contraption that's placed inside the uterus as a form of birth control. Check out the LILETTA, which is one of the newer low-cost selections. The best part? The LILETTA lasts for up to 3 to 10 years. Years!

We'll Start Texting With Sexy Emoji

If you thought Kimojis were sexy, wait till you see these graphics. They're the perfect way to let your lover know that you're, ahem, thinking about him or her without engaging in awkward text sex. Look into Dirty Emojis HD on Android, and Sexymojis on iOS.

We'll Dabble in Long Distance Vibrators

Doing distance with the bae? No problem. Lovense came up with a new line of smart sex toys that sense and react to your partner's movements . . . whether he or she lives across the street or across the country. Fun fact: you can get vibrations going in your partner's toy remotely, or by moving your own device a certain way. Neat!

We'll Test Out Star Wars-Themed Gadgets

Star Wars: The Force Awakens broke a million records for one solid reason: it's a damn good franchise. But why limit it to the silver screen? Fun Factory told TMZ its sales have shot up a whopping 75 percent as of December because of the Bi Stronic Fusion — a spaceship-like, hands-free vibrator. We can basically guarantee this won't be the last of the erotic Star Wars toys. (Not a bad thing!)