#ScaryStoriesIn5Words Tweets Reveal Bone-Chilling Dating Nightmares

@Midnight, a late-night Internet game show hosted by Chris Hardwick, challenged Twitter users to share their scariest stories imaginable. The catch? They had to give us chills in just five words or fewer. Since there is nothing scarier than a botched date or a relationship faux pas, we gathered up some cringeworthy romance-gone-wrong stories from the #ScaryStoriesIn5Words hashtag. Prepare to be terrified:

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words oh sorry, I've got chlamydia

— Jake Clemmence (@MRCLEMMENCE) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words 'babe, we need to talk'

— spooky man (@troyesivan) October 31, 2014

Why hello, m'lady. *tips fedora* #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

— Bailey, but scarier (@the_author_) October 31, 2014

"Is it even in yet?" #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

— L. (@CovertCoop_) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words your dad is on tinder

— Jacques O'Lantern (@jephjacques) October 31, 2014

Clicked Facebook share on PornHub. @midnight #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

— Robert Woo (@TheAsianSlant) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words "well *i'm* a nice guy"

— carrie spice (@CarriePotter_) October 31, 2014

Lets get back together. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

— Fauziya Reyaz (@fauziyareyaz) October 31, 2014

Mother-in-law has come to stay #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words I read all your texts

— Headlamp Ninja (@HL_Ninja1) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words Tinder, But For Your Grandparents

— Fake Gamer Ghoul (@caylenb) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words he has a girlfriend

— #Manniac (@ArianaGraham1) October 31, 2014

#ScaryStoriesIn5Words i found you on tumblr

— imani (@fbgMani) October 31, 2014

The condom broke last night. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words

— Scorpio Season 11/02 (@Sup3rmans_Hero) October 31, 2014