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9-Year-Old Boy Writes a Must-Read Thank You Letter

9-Year-Old Boy Writes a Must-Read Thank You Letter

Your kids say the darnedest things when they're first learning to talk, but it doesn't end there. The letter below was written by a 4th grader from Texas named Flint, who (we think) has a very promising future as a science fiction writer.

Albert Ramon, a TV weatherman, spoke to Flint's class and later received a thank you letter from each student. Ramon told Metro: "There were about 30 letters from this fourth-grade class, but one really caught my attention. And it was from Flint. I thought it was brilliantly written and full of imagination."

Filnt wrote: 

"Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed your doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel ecnrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames….And in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet.

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Sincerely, Flint.

PS. Look on the back for a drawing."

To read the full story and see Flint's drawing go to Blog.mysanantonio.com

Image Source: Blog.mysanantonio.com

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