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Armie Hammer's Daughter's Drawing of the Eiffel Tower

Armie Hammer's Toddler Felt Called to Draw the Eiffel Tower at 5 a.m., and Um, That's Not What It Looks Like, Kid

ANAHEIM, CA - JUNE 10:  Actor Armie Hammer and daughter Harper Hammer attend the premiere of

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Prepare to blush (and cackle), friends, for Armie Hammer has just digitally gathered us for a brief story time that'll leave you in stitches. Apparently, the actor's 4-year-old, Harper Grace, woke up at 5 a.m. feeling called to draw the Eiffel Tower.

Surely you know where this is going, but in case you're pure of heart, here's a hint: the Eiffel Tower is, well, pretty phallic.

"Nailed it," Armie wrote in the caption of an Instagram photo, which features his hand holding Harper's pencil drawing of a oui oui penis. Maybe this is Harper's way of asking her dad to take her to Paris so she can do a bit more in-person research? Either way, this has made my entire week.

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