When you think of a baby shower cake [1], you usually envision pink or blue with perhaps a teddy bear, stroller, or floral motif. Or at least, that's what you'd like to envision. But extreme pregnancy and new-baby-themed cakes are popping up at showers across the country, and sometimes, it's not pretty. Check out 17 cakes that we're pretty sure went just a little bit too far (including ones from Christina Aguilera [2] and Snooki).
Ahhh!
The lacy negligee! The person who attacked the chocolate boob! That foot! It's all too much.
Source: Instagram user rocknreels [3]
Feeling Blue
Why, oh why, are these bitty babies blue!?
Source: Instagram user jayyhatch [4]
Kick Back
She's just not appetizing, is she?
Source: Flickr user Charles Street Bakery [5]
Whoa, Mama!
Hello, unnecessary (edible) cleavage.
Source: Instagram user haleemabmj [6]
Help! I'm Stuck
We're claustrophobic just looking at this poor (and just a bit too lifelike) babe!
Source: Sarcastic Sarcasms [7]
A Baby Sandwich
Why, oh why, would a tiered cake feature a tier of . . . a folded-up baby!?
Source: Instagram user amyeliz1231 [8]
Moody Mama
She looks really thrilled about this baby, doesn't she?
Source: Instagram user ladiey_gege [9]
Special Effects
The realism is just a bit too much.
Source: Instagram user bediskurabiye [10]
Ride 'Em, Baby!
This, friends, is the stuff nightmares are made of.
Source: Jessica Writes [11]
A Look at Christina's (Sort of) Sweet Treat
Was Christina Aguilera [12]'s cake hilarious or horrendous?! Don't let the white dress and floral crown fool you; this mom definitely hasn't lost her edge.
Double the Dirty Desserts
Snooki made not one but two cakes for her BFF and Jersey Shore costar JWoww.