25 Things You Never Imagined Asking Before Kids
When you become a parent, you start doing and saying things you never thought you would, including — but not limited to — asking ridiculous questions. The things you find yourself asking your kids may seem like nonsense to everyone else, but as a parent, asking your child why there's a toy train in the toilet is a perfectly normal (daily) inquiry.
Read through for 25 other weirdly funny questions parents ask their children on the regular.
- Is this poop or chocolate?
- Why is there peanut butter on the back of the couch?
- Where did you put that booger?
- Why is your foot in your mouth?
- Can you say "thank you"?
- What did I just say?!
- Do you have to do pee-pee?
- Did you brush your teeth?
- Why are you holding your privates?
- Can you please stop talking about private parts at the table?
- Why is your underwear on your head?
- Do you need me to help you wipe?
- Who's a big boy?
- Did you just lick that?
- Can you use your words?
- What part of "no" don't you understand?
- Is it good manners to pick our friends' noses?
- Why is your poop that color?
- Why are there Legos in the fridge?
- Do you need a time-out?
- How many times do I have to tell you?
- Who gave their broccoli to the dog?
- Are you sure you don't have homework?
- Did you just fart on me?
- Why do you only have one shoe?