Children are dirty, y'all. And I'm not even talking about how they eat, play, or just simply live their lives. Nope, their little minds are also so, so dirty — albeit totally unintentionally dirty. There's no better example than when your child proudly brings home a drawing or homework assignment laden with giant phallic-looking rockets or the word "Fart" written instead of favorite, and you struggle to stifle your laughter. And perhaps I'm the one with the dirty mind here, but here's proof at how hilariously filthy kids can really be.