If the Spice Girls's were parents during the height of their fame, I assure you, if someone asked them to "tell me what you want, what you really, really want," the answer wouldn't be a "zigazig ah." It'd be a f*cking nap. Or maybe five minutes on the toilet alone.
Which is why My Life Suckers blogger Deva Dalporto's mom-centric parody of the classic pop hit is so spot-on. Sure, Baby Spice might rock pigtails, but she just wants someone to cook her dinner for a change!
So, if anyone out there who's not a mom happens upon this music video by karmic happenstance, please listen carefully to the lyrics and, this coming Mother's Day, give a desperate mama what she wants, what she really, really wants. Because no one likes the mom-version of Scary Spice.