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Porn For Women

Bringing Sexy Back: Porn For Women

Before you get your panties in a curl about porn, this book doesn't have any nudity. But, it could get your hormones pumping if your partner takes the tips seriously.

The hilarious picture book Porn for Women ($12) is liable to bring any wife to tears. A common side effect is riotous laughing, but it may also give your partner some good ideas on how to get you in the mood.

One passage reads:

"As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping and I'll take the kids with me so you can relax."

Now doesn't that sound like a lil slice of heaven?

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Rose-16 Rose-16 9 years
I just saw this book at the store. I love it! Have any of you seen What Happy Couples Do? It's a funny/cute one too.
asco00 asco00 9 years
That's kinda cute.
rubiesymusica rubiesymusica 9 years
funny, but i will put gerard butler on the cover of my book. :P
karisaamy karisaamy 9 years
I'd rather have the real stuff
foxie foxie 9 years
That's okay, I'll take the nekkie stuff.
JennyJen2 JennyJen2 9 years
I boughtthis for a bride to be and it was a real hit at the shower!
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