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Relatable Poem About the First Day of School

'Twas the First Day of School . . .

You won't want to miss out on this hilariously relatable poem about the first day of school from blogger and mother Meredith Masony of That's Inappropriate.

'Twas the First Day of School

'Twas the first day of school, and I rocked it like a Mother!
Dropped all the kids off without even a stutter.

Packed lunches and snack packs and even some fruit.
Kissed foreheads, tied sneakers, all my kiddos looked cute.

Took pictures to remember this very special day.
It's the first time ALL my kids are at school, can I get a HEYYYYY!

Everyone's backpack was full to the brim.
After drop-off guess what??? I made it to the gym.

My morning was tight, but no sweat off my brow.
Got some chicken in the crockpot, gonna fix it Kung Pow.

Time to saddle up and head over to parent pick-up.
I'll blast some T Swift, the other moms will know what's up!

Then off to 7-Eleven for a first-day-of-school Slurpee treat.
"Please don't take your shoes off in the car, you have smelly feet!"

Time to head home and start on homework.
I'll be filling out school forms for the next week like a clerk.

Sign here and sign there, blood and urine sample too?
Can we digitize this paperwork? I'll upload for you.

So another year begins, here's to crazy days and chatter.
Because educating our kids, is all that really matters.

Meredith is a work-from-home mother of three who blogs about the inappropriate side of marriage, motherhood, and everything in between on her blog at That's Inappropriate. You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter.

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