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Tell Mommy: Your Kid's Craziest Accident

Tell Mommy: Your Kid's Craziest Accident

Let's face it, kids have lots of fluids and well, sometimes they end up all over the floor. While the incidents can be funny in retrospect, they usually aren't while occurring. My husband packed our infant daughter in the Baby Bjorn and stopped in an upscale art gallery to take a peek at their pieces. The sales clerks cooed over our child until she projectile vomited all over the shop. Mortified, her daddy apologized profusely to the staffers who were awed by her action.
My son's moment came last Christmas while I was carting the kids through the rain and into the mall only to notice he had an accident that soiled ALL of his clothing. I couldn't put my baby back in the car, so I headed to Target's restroom where I had no choice but to strip him down, wipe the mess up as best as I could and then rinse him off in the sink. Once he was clean, I put him in a fresh diaper, strapped him in the stroller and dressed him in a new outfit I bought at the store. Then, we finished our holiday shopping.

When kiddie accidents happen, parents have to grin and bear it — what was yours?

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cbgmick cbgmick 8 years
Wow -- lickety split. I cannot even post mine as yours clearly tops all!! :)
lickety-split lickety-split 8 years
oh brother, lol. tops of all was when my oldest was about 3 1/2. we were at her occupational therapy session, (my 2 1/2 year old and 4 month old daughter and i). so my oldest comes out, does a summersault and when her butt is high in the air takes off her diaper which was poopy. my middle daughter sees it and throws up. someone comes out from behind the counter to help me gather the kids and clean stuff up and we go to leave and i see that #3 child has had the biggest poop in the history of humanity and it's coming out everywhere in her carseat. horrble, horrible afternoon. the rest of the people in the waiting room were all about 80 and they were in shock, mouths dropped, silent.
faerymagick15 faerymagick15 8 years
we were traveling home from North Carolina where I had gone to have tubal ligation reversal surgery. I was about 4 days post surgery, feeling ok mostly, but we stopped in Gainsville for gas and my son had the worst poop accident EVER! My husband had gone inside to pay and I had to have him lift my son to the back tailgate so I could change him. It was horrible. Whatever he had eaten didn't agree with him at all. The more I bent over to clean him up the more my incision started hurting. Even though I had taken a Tylenol 3, it wasn't helping by that point. I was in tears while I tried to get him cleaned up. He just kept saying..."Mommy I love you". I couldn't be upset. the backseat of the SUV was a nightmare. We had to buy air freshener to get home without dying from the smell.
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