Have you ever thought of what it would be like for a toddler to express their woes and share their triumphs on Facebook in the same way adults do? Well, thanks to a genius Tumblr account called If Toddlers Had Facebook [1], you no longer have to wonder; you can see for yourself. Spoiler alert: it would be absolutely hilarious.

Read through to see what it would look like if your toddler had Facebook (and just try telling yourself that these posts aren't scarily accurate).