Last weekend, I joined a group of 15 women waiting in line for the restroom. A few of them eyed my tummy and immediately offered a cut in line. I declined and told them I was in no need of such gratuitous efforts, but appreciated their offers.

Maybe in two months time I will use the belly as an excuse to jump ahead, but for now I'm taking my time with the rest of the ladies.

Did you ever use your belly for benefit in restroom lines?