16 of the All-Time Most Questionable Kids' Toys

If the most inappropriate "toy" that your kids like to play with is your iPad, realize that it could be worse . . . a lot worse. From a play lighter with bubblegum cigarettes to a baby doll that you can shave (ahem, everywhere), we can't help but wonder what these toy manufacturers were thinking — that is, if they were thinking at all. We're having a tough time crowning a winner (or is it a loser?) here. Which do you think is the worst of the worst?

01
Meth Lab Legos
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Meth Lab Legos

Anything concerning Walter White should have at least an R rating.

02
Just a Little Too Lifelike
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Just a Little Too Lifelike

Shouldn't some things be left to the imagination?

03
What Is Spiderman Doing Over There?
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What Is Spiderman Doing Over There?

Seriously — what's the PG explanation for this one?

04
Tub & Toot
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Tub & Toot

Alternately, you could just wait and let your kids discover this phenomenon on their own.

05
You Can Shave the Baby . . .
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You Can Shave the Baby . . .

But why? Why is this even a thing?

06
It Looks Like a Finger . . .
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It Looks Like a Finger . . .

Or does it?

08
Baby Bootie
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Baby Bootie

These '80s-throwback Cabbage Patch dolls need pj's that actually fit.

09
Best Friend Happy!
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Best Friend Happy!

Is this really the definition of "friendship" we want them to learn?

10
Play Lighter
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Play Lighter

The kicker? It's "especially developed and tested for young children." Right.

11
Am I Like Father?
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Am I Like Father?

What a great role model!

12
Cock Block
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Cock Block

No, literally.

13
That's Some Superpower
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That's Some Superpower

Put that thing away!

15
Dropping Trou
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Dropping Trou

Easy there, buddy.

16

Mom, What's Batman Doing?

That's a very good question, dear . . .