Not Being Offered a Seat on Public Transportation
Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry if my giant belly is teetering on this overcrowded train a mere four inches from your face. I know you are trying your damnedest to not look at it so that you can continue manspreading and nervously scrolling around on your iPhone as if you are actually reading some vitally important email while I maintain a piercing stare. No, don't mind me.